⦻ Swampbeard ⦻

she/they, lesbian adjacent, chronically online- like its so bad actually, 21

[dogpuppy]

Hey staff I don’t want to fuckingbe forced to interact with every ad that takes up the entire screen and makes it impossible to scroll without opening some random fucking ad link. I’m gonna kill myself if you don’t figure it out

[gojurt]

if anyone pisses me off im drawing us onto this base and then blocking

[probuccalfat]

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

[tall]

[rpfisfine]

[tlirsgender]

I've been working on this theory that manic pixie dream girls are real it's just that they're all femme lesbians because men can't handle them. They can't match her freak. They're on reddit asking for relationship advice on how to dull her sparkle. My girlfriend (nonbinary) (starbucks barista) (trying to unionize the starbucks) gets customers flirting with her like they think they stand a fucking chance

[happymeals27]

[pussyandpetrichor]

[dogpuppy]

[ewaneneollav]

[fartsicleguzzler]

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

[damnbluewires]

im in tears

[socalgal]

nothing affects me because i have the buddha spirit

[dogpuppy]

cmon... lady luck!

[francisforever2014]

when you get high and watch your wire show instead of your cloth show

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

Tomadachi life or whatever

[guineapigposting]

can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

[the-dracologist]

The fact that the reblogs were turned off is a travesty

[evilnicegirl]

recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

[evilnicegirl]

new fetch quest dropped

[evilnicegirl]