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[lazarus-lazuli]

it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.

[pikachu-says-peekaboo]

@babytrain I AM PUTTING YOU ON BLAST???!!! MISS MA'AM DO YOU KNOW HOW ICONIC YOU ARE????

[teathattast]

[ghoulgoon]

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

[ghoulgoon]

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny

[miss-bubles]

the more time passes the more foolish you feel for falling for a rickroll as well. Like darn I learnt about this prank 10+ years ago how did I just fall for it now,

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Plus, as far as memes go, turns out it’s still incredibly popular 

[doggendoodle]

Nooope. Nope, you can’t get me. I’m not clicking on that link and you can’t make me.

[themodernmaccabee]

I am a fool for clicking

[lyteupthelyfe]

it’s honestly so, so fascinating—here’s a graph I found that estimates how many people have been rickrolled in the past decade!

[mhalachai]

[adhdsoup]

you: i don’t really have sensory issues

also you:

hates your least favorite food because of the texture

wears the same 5 year old bra every day

wearing lots of jewelry irritates you

hates touching wet/soggy things

wore your socks inside out as a kid/always wear the same kind of socks

why won't that ticking noise stop!!

despises shirts with rough tags

[tfw-adhd]

Hates washing up because there is nothing worse than touching bits of gross slimy food

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

meetings after vader finds out the pilot who destroyed the death star was actually his son must have swung between vader paying absolutely no attention, or vader interrupting completely unrelated topics to talk about the hunt for the pilot who destroyed the death star

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

some random evil imperial dude: lord vader, we will need your—

vader, who has been daydreaming for the last hour about the second emperor of the galaxy's glorious, golden reign, where vader lines up the decapitated heads of luke's detractors and enemies at his son's feet, and he lovingly but in a very sithly fashion teaches his son to master the ways of the dark side but luke is miraculously not suffering or consumed by hatred, he's just perfect and actually he loves his father very much, and the whole galaxy knows that luke skywalker is the strongest in the force anywhere in the galaxy, so strong he can stop death and also undo death and brought padme back to life and she also inexplicably loves vader again and also pain and suffering are foreign concepts because emperor luke's rule is just that glorious and sometimes luke and vader play catch in the throne room like a true father and son: i find your inquests test my ire. do not test it further

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

some random evil imperial dude: welcome to the meeting, gentlemen. on the docket for the day—

vader, who just left his meditation chamber after meditating thoroughly on the moment he reveals luke's true parentage and luke joyfully joins him, and together they seamlessly and effortlessly destroy the emperor, back-to-back and their lightsabers moving in perfect tandem, and vader kneels to his son and swears his undying fealty to luke's glorious rule while the emperor's corpse still smolders a foot away and also luke and vader hug and vader can feel it through the suit because luke is just that powerful and it's definitely possible and everything is beautiful and there is order: you will find what we are going to do about the rebel pilot who destroyed the coveted death star appears first on that list, and should we stray from any such discussion, you risk testing my patience. my patience is not formidable

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

some random evil imperial dude: hello, lord vader, if you don’t mind, i would like to deliver the minutes you missed at the meeting this morning.

vader, who is deep in an extended daydream about cupping luke skywalker’s face and being able to actually feel skin-to-skin contact with his son, wondering at the exact shades of luke’s eyes and hair, because the red filter on the lenses of his mask means he’s never seen his son with his real eyes before, wondering if luke’s hands are calloused from hard work as a moisture farmer and harder work as a pilot in the rebellion, wondering what warm skin feels like after twenty years of isolation, wondering what it would be like to run his hands through his son’s hair, wondering if it would be soft like padme’s had been or more coarse like his own, wondering what luke had looked like as a boy, wondering what his first word was, wondering what his first stumbling steps looked like, has absolutely no idea there’s anyone else in the room and definitely hasn’t heard anything because he’s wondering what luke’s voice would sound like without the helmet warping the sound: [heavy breathing]

some random evil imperial dude: i, uh—i’ll leave this. i’ll leave this on the... on the desk. i’ll. i’ll be going now. um.

[everythingfox]

“Shoulder to lean on“

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[jonahscottva-deactivated2023060]

Visit Original Link

[thebibliosphere]

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

[thebibliosphere]

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

[thebibliosphere]

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

[thebibliosphere]

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

[suspiciouscoconut]

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

[sixpenceee]

Urban theory a hip-hop tutting crew based in Italy.     

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[cmi1972]

I know my girl will love this…

[everythingfox]

Nap time

[anarchy-and-love-deactivated202]

Need someone to nap like this

[everythingfox]

Old dog out for a comfy stroll

(via)

[everythingfox]

Enjoying his first baseball game

(via)

[everythingfox]

Nothing more cute than kittens

(via)

[jaubaius]

Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson

[bigdogdabeast]

I like this WAY more then I should

[chapdietostie-deactivated202406]

BIG BABY <3

[404-later]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[dankmemeuniversity]