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{nell} {she/they} {22} does it spark joy? then it goes on the blog my twitter!!!

[orivu]

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

[entryn17]

i miss when someone would post an image and then another person would reblog from them with seemingly the same image but there was a lucky luciano hidden in there somewhere. and you spent 5 minutes looking for it. do you remember how we used to play

[oh-there-he-is]

[jollybelieverwonderland]

[monkeyislandtwo]

"two bodyguards drag me away" has been my fav way to finish insane sentences, its up there with "who said that", "can anyone hear me", "is this thing on" and "its so dark in here"

[doggirlhen]

^^^ guy who is having a bad time in the catacombs but she gets rescued by some henchmen

[dreamduality]

let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance

[housemdenjoyer]

reblogging this every week and calling it wilson’s wretched white dance wednesday

[dreamduality]

happy wilson’s wretched white dance wednesday

[mengqicrunchy-deactivated202409]

@electric-eclectic-collector

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🧛🏻‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

not reblogging the original cuz i do not want to open that tomb of rats but i’ve seen this floating around and i just gotta say there’s nothing wrong with having a human fetish. humans are hot. as long as you’re being respectful you’re not a bad monster for being into humans i promise.

👻 corpsecorse-backup Follow

vampires will go around like “it’s totally fine for vamps and humans to date” and then make posts proudly proclaiming their human fetish

choke on a garlic bulb leechdick

🧛🏻‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

reblog this post if you: think it’s okay for vamps to date humans, fetishize humans, or have a leech dick (no one will know which)

🦇 can-i-suck-ur-dick-i-mean-neck Follow

g*d i’d give anything to have a warm little bloodbag to toy with

👤 bloody-lurker Follow

chr*st id give anything to be a vampires warm little bloodbag to toy with

🦇 can-i-suck-ur-dick-i-mean-neck Follow

@bloody-lurker can we meet up

👤 bloody-lurker Follow

😳 yes please

🧟‍♀️ maggot-faggot Follow

love wins

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☠ goulie-girl Follow

my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive

👻 creeps-and-crypts Follow

Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.

☠ goulie-girl Follow

its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.

🧛‍♂️ spike-through-the-heart Follow

oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it

☠ goulie-girl Follow

okay like how

🦇 unsound-familiar Follow

ill kill myself over ur grave if u want

☠ goulie-girl Follow

thanks but im not looking for a roomie

🧹 doubledoubletoilettrouble Follow

desecration potion

🧪 hexes-and-exes Follow

potion of desecration

🐸 wartsandall Follow

loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You 💋😋😜

☠ goulie-girl Follow

great the hexbots found my post

🧛‍♀️ i-bid-u-velcome Follow

babe just come over to my castle

☠ goulie-girl Follow

ur hellhound scares me

[sillysickly-deactivated20240629]

🪦 pretty-passed Follow

tbh if you’re gonna be in a human-monster relationship just get off the internet as a whole because you’re sick

☠️ banditbloodsucker Follow

WOMP WOMP bad opinion personally I adore my bf he’s my favorite human ever in the world I don’t even care if he’s human and I’m not because I’ll find him in every lifetime and love him ❤️❤️❤️

🎃 where-are-the-wolves Follow

@banditbloodsucker OP is a dumbass and y’all are cute as heaven!!! I hope y’all always find each other 💙

🪦 pretty-passed Follow

I’m actually not, because I don’t even WANT to know the age difference between y’all. Also, I feel bad for your “boyfriend” because he has to deal with a monster gf.

🦷 undeaddaddy Follow

I’m not touching that internalized monsterphobia with a fifty foot pole. 

☠️ banditbloodsucker Follow

I love how OP assumes I’m a girl. I am in fact a very very gay vampy guy and my bf actually likes being with me. I’m sure OP doesn’t know what that’s like, but….

🎃 where-are-the-wolves Follow

OOOOH CURSEDDDDD

🌙 sweater-skull Follow

I love watching monsters getting involved in different species drama like hello you’re not a part of this bestie

🧪 frankensmile Follow

i adore this post we’ll never get better pack it up ghouls

got this idea from @cadaverousdecay

[dykevotions]

love sending messages because i just keep adding words. it can be explained in one sentance TO YOU. to me i will keep using my beautiful vocabulary for atleast a paragraph. maybe even two if im lucky. on another note do you guys ever think about women

[horriblewarlock]

Gimme a drink bartender

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[blackbackedjackal]

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

[blackbackedjackal]

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

[gigilefache]

I'm rebloging this twice im tired of people not wearing headphones when watching videos in public. It's basic etiquette to wear headphones in public when you listen to things.

[aptronyms]

best defendant in the history of the ace attorney series

[aptronyms]

I’m obsessed with this guy

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[lemonsharks]

conversations with my cats who are yelling

[prismsgalaxy]

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

[helloitsbees]

Goncharov (1973)

[color-palettes]

dream sweet in sea major - Submitted by someonesomewheredown

#B7B8C4 #FAFAE1 #3A506B #1C2541 #0B132B

[bibliophilicowl]

Kanisha Marie Feliciano as Christine Daae

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[shakesqueers13]

Say what you want about the 2023 Shakespeare in The Park production of Hamlet, but the choices made in that play WORKED. Having Hamlet wear a black hoodie and camo pants and him dramatically putting his hood up when he was pissed off was inspired. Having Horatio video tape Claudius on an iPhone camera from the side of the stage during the play within the play was hilarious. Having the play within the play be a hip hop dance number that represented the murder!?! Fantastic. Having Ophelia be a singer before she went mad and having a beautiful voice that everyone loved to listen to and then seeing her singing get worse and worse as she got nearer to death?!?! Hamlet pulling out his iphone after killing Polonius to show his mom a picture of his dad compared to a picture of Claudius and angrily swiping back and forth between the two as he said “What judgement would step from this… to this?” The crowd fucking lost it every time. Horatio singing to Hamlet as he died made me fully sob every time. The way they did the ghost on stage was so chilling and I can’t even accurately describe it, you just had to be there. Hamlet being deeply exasperated the entire time was just perfect. Hamlet and Horatio had a secret handshake. Laertes inexplicably carried an acoustic guitar case for much of the play which was very funny but also hit you with the heartbreaking implication that he had used to play while Ophelia sang and he stopped carrying it after she died. It was peak teenage-angst-hamlet and it was so dear to me. PLEASE if anyone has a recording, send it to me.

[shakesqueers13]

OMG EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!!!

THEY'RE GOING TO BROADCAST THIS PRODUCTION ON PBC FOR FREE!! YOU CAN WATCH IT!! PLEASE DO!!!

Great Performances | Hamlet Preview | Season 51 | Episode 19 | PBS

Experience this Shakespearean classic directed by Tony Award winner Kenny Leon.

Going to try to tag everybody who said they wanted to watch it in the notes:

@fangirlwithasweettooth @flintstill @hana-loves-bumblebees @relentlessenthusiasmforthebard @valiha @wishedforme @shy-fairy-levele3 @the-littlest-goblin @thatweirdguyinthebushes @fandom-smoothie @saltypringl-track @unwise-augur @heartofaspen @cronchy-dumbass @theyellowartist @largenerdthesizeofasmallnerd @thereweresunflowers @blossoms-and-petrichor @writingonthewalls1832 @littleearlgrayrat @a-model-of-propriety @yiqiuqiu @ghostampede @starfallsoup @frog-fraud @randomlettrrsqqssfxwcvhxnqbwriro @transsexualcoriolanus @idkchatie @yourlocalwhovian @bookholichany

[westiec]

Broadcast date: May 10th, 2024!!

[tzikeh]

The full thing is playing for me at my PBS website right now:

Great Performances | Hamlet | Season 51 | Episode 19 | PBS

Experience this Shakespearean classic directed by Tony Award winner Kenny Leon.