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[omghotmemes]

[champagnemanagement]

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoursgoneby]

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

[jordisstigander]

“It might be nice, it might be nice,

To have a velociraptor on your side”

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

I’m ready

[itwasalreadytaken]

Hella old lizards got my back.

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

[awwww-cute]

[itwasalreadytaken]

I mean, I feel like it’s not the best year to be chill with bats, but whatevs.

[incorrectreyloquotes]

“If I die, I will die well-dressed.”

— Ben Solo

[itwasalreadytaken]

I mean... homeboy still had a hole in his shirt from where Rey stabbed him but alright. (He still looked hella fine)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why are birds so cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

This post speaks to me in a way very few Tumblr posts do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

with baleful violence & disoriented aggression? 

[louisjamesmoriarty-deactivated2]

@keyhollow

[yourladyindank]

The last bird is especially cursed because it’s an awful mutation that isn’t good for birb

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[martymcflowers-deactivated20190]

[itwasalreadytaken]

This show is so underrated

[awed-frog]

My current favourites from r/trippingthroughtime.

Bonus:

[stevviefox]

🤣🤣🤣

[driverdaily]

Adam Driver in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

[mogifire]

friend

[roachpatrol]

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

[bajn]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[gahdamnpunk]

[schrodingersincest]

[itwasalreadytaken]

I only want to see my face and the face of my friend I just sent a meme to.

[awidevastdominion]

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

[fini-mun]

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

[my-cat-said-no]

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

[itwasalreadytaken]

“Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they play all day in the suuuuuun”

[blowingmynose-deactivated201605]