Human size crocs

Lombriz / Perú

[diomedrian]

she's not wrong

[unorthodox-soundwave]

Gotten a couple follows from porn bots and similar accounts recently, so a quick reminder:

[kristina100000]

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[honeypleasejustkillme]

sorry i ghosted you, i was going to kill myself

[unheimlichemaneuver-deactivated]

[dancefloors]

happy anniversary

[dessalines-raised-sword]

Reposting this on this day of celebration.

[thegaymertrainer]

This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddy…

[elodieunderglass]

I can’t say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure

[socksolotl]

[Transcript:]

Person filming: Can you again ask me what you just asked me? What was that question? I don't think... Daddy didn't hear you.

Child offscreen: When can we have lesbian?

Dad: Mhmm. Okay. Maybe I did hear you right. Um, I don't know what that is, Sweetie, I don't know what you mean. Child, emphatically: Lesbian!

Dad: No, I know-- I know what you said, but I don't think that word means what you think it means, okay?

Child: It's like... spaghetti.

Dad: [Clears throat] Oh, excuse me. [Audibly restraining laughter] Do you mean lasagna?

Child: Yep!

Dad: Okay. Um, yeah, [high pitched with amusement] I'm sure we can have-- [serious] I'm sure we can have lasagna really soon, okay? We'll-- We'll try to... Yeah, we'll make sure that we can-- we can eat that soon, okay? Does that sound-- does that sound good?

Child: Yeah!

Dad: Okay, alright. Thank y--

[end transcript]

[hide-and-seekrets]

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can’t carry on a conversation to save my life

[limbosava]

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

[staticandlove]

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

[ashestoashesjc]

[cannibalchicken]

[triviallytrue]

i bet the dick is insane

[tapewormin]

Banger notes this eve

[architectofimagination]

🤣 what tf

[rattle-my-stars]

[3targ1rl]

and I know you never really loved me, but you cared for me when I was sick and and that was enough.

[brucebocchi]

[andmaybegayer]

shout out to the guy helping me at the sports equipment store who was like "yeah these come in pink or blue or black but they're all transgender- I mean they're all unisex."

[deactivated2728383-deactivated2]

The “Pikachu virus” Email-Worm | Win32/Pikachu.

[bitchboynasty]

Fucked up how this is true