yooooo

[piesandswords]

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

[piesandswords]

WAIT SHIT

[hungwy]

Hot cider is so freaking good…

[hungwy]

YES agreed

[tilikonisosorum-deactivated2021]

this is your own post

[hungwy]

[gif87a-com]

[awesomeships-deactivated2017122]

PUPPIESSSSS!!!!

[e-029]

When I don’t get what u mean

[trashysnakehasfeels-deactivated]

this video is my aesthetic 

[ezascanbme-blog]

What’s so hilarious was the cat basically saying “fine” before giving its paw

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

im going to lose my fucking shit over this tweet nothing will ever live up to this

[thatdisasterauthor]

Good tweet is good.

[nzssa-deactivated20190420]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

[lunellafandoms]

Cinnamon is the spicy of earth

[redshiftsinger]

no cinnamon is the spicy of wood (a bark)  ginger is the spicy of earth (a root)

[irollforinitiative]

But everything changed when the pepper nation attacked.

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[littlestarlost]

okay wow

[princenishi-blog]

Visit Original Link

[girlkissersenpai]

This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

[melonmemes]

[suburbanwildernessdeity]

oh my god tumblr i don’t CARE that 447 people commented on slimetony’s post. i really don’t. how can i explain to you that i don’t want this in my notifications

[slimetony]

Why can’t you be happy for me

[flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash]

And the roast continues 😂

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[doortoanotherdoortoanotherdoor]

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

[clst]

LGBT stands for

Let’s Get This Bread

[zaddybonglegs-deactivated202305]

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went to the met today

[thatadhdfeel]

Not Yelling At Children is Better Than Yelling At Children, More At 11

[demonbynature]

wrong. every one of our parents were yelled at and beaten by their parents, children born before 1980 were employed by 16, living on there own and 18-20 years old, and could list all of their jobs they worked at before turning 30 on a flash card.

children born after 1980 are rarely beaten or yelled at, and their generations have staggeringly high unemployment rates, low income, and homelessness rates.

expand your research a little more than a cliff note, before you tell me how to raise my child.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

is my PhD in childhood studies an expansive enough research base to tell you you’re an abuse apologist, most likely an abuser yourself, and just generally an all-around asshole whose full understanding of economics, sociology, and basic human decency would struggle to fill up your own dumbass flash card

[darrenpillowscriss]

To the customers who apologize repeatedly for “bothering” me, or offer to clean up their own spill if I just get them some paper towels, or walk all the way around an aisle so as not to disturb me when I’m blocking their path, I just want to reassure you that you are NOT the annoying customer we complain about in retail. You are very kind and you clearly respect me and my time and I appreciate you. Also I am happy to help you with whatever you need and it is not at all a bother.

To the customer who shouted “EGGS?” at me from twenty feet away because apparently it was just too much trouble to come a few steps closer and use a complete sentence like “where are the eggs, please?”: fuck you.