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im alive i think

my fucking cat just punkd me. i was sitting in my living room looking outside having like a creepy weird paranoid feeling like "what if there was some fucked up creature looking into my window right now and we locked eyes" and im kinda stoned so i was really staring out there for a minute and when i finally looked away it turns out my cat had soundlessly walked right up to where i was sitting so as soon as i turned my head i was staring right into his little eyes and it scared the absolute piss out of me and i screamed my goddamn head off cause i was thinking about staring into some creatures eyes only to turn and see some creatures eyes right in front of me. and this little asshole didnt even flinch when i screamed.

he knew what he was doing. look at that face. that was premeditated. and he is not sorry.

#hes like lmao look at this fuckin stoner gazing out the window im about to fuck up her night

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Thinking about Bruce’s eating dome

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i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets