hopeless simp

a doggo. 35. enby. they/them. furry. owned 💛 🪓. NC based, lots of tattoos, local cryptid, & elder emo. www/nonbirdnary.rip

[yviisxo]

i am ebony darkness raven dementia way

[clerkrard]

this show is a comedy

[roanlovesvampires]

Daniel and his emotional support hookah are so fucking funny

as soon as he became a vampire he said "FUCK being sober! I'm doing all the drugs!"

[forsakenwitchery]

You fool me once, shame on me. You fool me twice, MDMA and LSD are excellent drugs. Interview with the Vampire 3x01

[reticent-vampire]

The Vampire Lestat 3.01

[alivedean]

this show is a comedy → 7/?

[the-vampire-library]

my beautiful zero self preservation skills careerists

[knighteirian]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT (2026–) 3.01 "Detroit"

[claudia-lioncourt]

JACOB ANDERSON for The Vampire Lestat Backstage Pass, Episode 1: "Detroit"

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[hst3000]

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

[irondive]

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[texasheretic]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

it's him it's the vampire daniel he's only two years old and he's causing so many problems <3

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

[valdevia]

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

[elodieunderglass]

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

[lew-basnight]

Nightmare ricotta rotation

[cringecorp]

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

[catcrumb]

[processintegrated]

[hoard-of-plushes]

Pokemon Munching Watching! Zweilous plush (2026)