its turtles all the way down 🐢🐢🐢

max | they/it | 22 | mostly random things, mcr when they're active, star wars, made a whole sideblog for f1 @mcinchident

[dogpuppy]

[qqchurch]

huh.

[theblimpfruit]

saw this follow-up

[theabigailthorn]

House of the Dragon S3 Hype Post

i did the press junket for House of the Dragon Season 3 yesterday, and it was a WILD time. kinda like getting married: there's lots of running around and putting on clothes and hair and makeup and people asking fun questions, and then big emotions and crowds

favourite question was the reporter who asked me what kind of dragon I would want and I got to gush about the Eragon series for like 5 minutes. She said my answer was very detailed and I was like "i'm a lesbian and a tumblr girlie, if you ask me what kind of dragon I want I'm like "Do you want to see drawings?""

I got Brian and Nicki, the glam team from Philosophy Tube, to style me for the day, which was an awesome time. If I'm coming up my whole team is coming up

yummmmmmm

met these two on my way out of a photoshoot; can confirm tumblr, both lovely and nice in real life

tylarako 5eva

anyway, what a crazy weird day

monday is the world premiere. I have a devastated 10/10 cunt scale motherquake outfit planned

wild to think that i'm blorbo now, I started out a tumblr girlie hustling stolen shoelaces and now my shoelaces are the fanciest, so fancy in fact that I don't even have shoelaces

[youre-only-gay-once]

since tumblr wants to be all fancy changey, heres my idea for some new ui functions.

peace dove: let's you request permission to reblog from an op who's blocked you. if the request is denied the dove explodes like that one baseball gif i'm gonna gank you: let's you tell op they pissed you off and you're blocking them

the new pdf: let's op know you think their post is one of the things that makes tumblr the new pdf

rare tumblr w: sends you to the wikipedia page for the topic of a post so you don't act a fool in the comments not knowing better

[mossquitoman]

I love mathematicians so much. No one else is doing it like them. Group of people genuinely only in it for love of the game. Everyone else hates their subject and thinks its boring and useless and these guys are out here talking about how beautiful and incredible and poetic it is with a twinkle in their eyes. No other subject has such a crazy disconnect between public perception and reality. I love it.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

At the art gallery and my girlfriend said "the woman in that painting looks like you" which is the sweetest most beautiful thing anyone's ever said 🥰💖

(the painting is Destiny by Thomas Cooper Gotch)

[sacred-portal]

[angelbabyspice]

line his shit up

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[pansyfemme]

you could say that having a tumblr is lame but it will never be as lame as having an instagram that only posts screenshots of tumblr posts they didnt make

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[animatedtext]

[fjordfolk]

Thinking about him (the lendbreen dog)

[fjordfolk]

In 2019, a 16th century dog emerged from the ice in a mountain pass between Lom and Skjåk. He was a grown male, around the size of an elkhound, and had experienced injuries that were healed by the time of his passing. He wore a wicker collar.

[diacetylmorphine-android-deacti]

slut

[transmechanicus]

loyal knight

[endreal]

synonyms

[adhdedrn]

[Image ID: A panel next to the open door on a bus. Next to the door is a sign that reads "This bus kneels on request." End Image ID.]

[importantcatpics]

more @importantcatpics

[lionofchaeronea]

If anyone's feeling sad today, here's a newly discovered species of octopus. Found in the waters off the Galapagos Islands, this little critter can fit in the palm of your hand.

[wrenhavenriver]

Strange new species of blue octopus discovered by scientists 5,900 feet underwater: "It's beautiful"

The new species, named Microeledone galapagensis, has a blue hue, which is believed to be the rarest color in nature.

The new species, named Microeledone galapagensis, stands out for reasons other than its blue hue, which is believed to be the rarest color in nature. The octopus appears to be the runt of the Megaleledonidae family, whose members are normally much larger and live in the Southern Ocean surrounding Antarctica. "Its stubby little arms with only one row of suckers set it apart from most octopus we are familiar with," Voight said. Even among "other species with short little arms and a single sucker row, its coloration and smooth skin on the back surface separate it," she added. While the octopus is light blue on its back, underneath it is a "very deep purple," Voight said. "We think this color pattern helps keep it safe. If the octopus grabs a prey item that emits light, that light may attract predators that might then eat the octopus," she explained. "So the octopus puts its dark-colored web over the prey item, keeping itself safe."

[nitpickspot]

Why does it have such EYES

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Idc that it's only a 5 minute ep mad gear is hands down the best MCR album. One song about gay sugar daddies at the goth club one song about being a lesbian sex robot one that's just about doing karate and shit it's their magnum opus

[nookisms]

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

[nookisms]

[paddysnuffles]

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.