yougosquirrel

she/her

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

that mental illness feel where you’re tired as shit but you wanna stay awake as long as possible for some ungodly reason

[demi-ocre]

oo o o h

[j-likes-books]

oop

[j-likes-books]

I’m scared to sleep because I don’t want to be alone with my thoughts

[sandersstudies]

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

[i-will-physically-fight-you]

Dogs.

[sandersstudies]

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

[rinofwater]

The sky

[sandersstudies]

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

[roman-flair-deactivated20190203]

Super Mario Bros.

[sandersstudies]

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

[shuouichi]

John Mulaney

[sandersstudies]

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

[starryvioletnight]

Omfg

[fainsworld]

Pokemon

[sandersstudies]

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

[everwizard]

OP

[sandersstudies]

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[j-likes-books]

Is it a thing to be horny for cuddles?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sickfake]

yeah i’m beautiful but where is my mental stability???

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

You know what’s a million times more exciting than a random plot twist that comes out of nowhere? A plot twist that was foreshadowed by things you didn’t realize were foreshadowing at first. Nothing makes me go absolutely bananas like the feeling of “oh FUCK…[seemingly unrelated thing] WAS FORESHADOWING”

[lovingloudly-archived]

the fact someone isn’t running their fingers through my hair rn.... this is a disgrace and i’m going to kill god

[eunnieboo]

girlfriend shirt

[j-likes-books]

This low-key reminds me of me and my girlfriend

[systlin]

But seriously, when we got our property, it was all just…grass. A sterile grass moonscape, like a billion other yards. With two big old maple trees. Just grass and maples, that was it. 

But then I got my grubby little paws on it, and I immediately stopped fertilizing, spraying, and bagging up grass clippings and leaves. I ripped up sod and put in flowers and vegetables. I put down nice thick blankets of mulch around the flowers and vegetables. 

When I first was sweating my way through stripping sod, I saw a grand total of 1 worm and 0 ladybugs. The ground was compacted into something that would bend shovel blades. 

Now, six years later, I can’t dig a planting hole without turning up fourteen earthworms, and there are so many ladybugs here. Not the invasive asian lady beetles; native ladybugs. They winter over in the mulch and in the brush pile. I see thousands of them. 

The soil is soft and rich. There are birds that come to eat, and bees of many sorts.

Like this is something that you, yourself, can absolutely change. This is something that you, personally, can make a difference in.

[systlin]

Like, last year I watched no fewer than twenty-nine monarch caterpillars grow up on my milkweed and fly away as butterflies. I watched swallowtails and moths grow. There are hummingbirds fighting over flowers now.

I did that. Me. You can do the same.

[flamingbluepanda]

Is this post about making a garden or beating depression

[systlin]

As someone with clinically diagnosed anxiety and depression;

Yes.

[great-tweets]

[source]

[sandorclegane]

[svideotheque]

Could y'all post something interesting please

[warpedlamp]

[pointless-letters]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

[lizawithazed]

Happy 50th anniversary of Ian not speaking to Dinah even though she wore yellow cords and blouse

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[technicallyoneofakind]

Not Halloween but, okay. 

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

[that-one-ts-artist]

Look, you say Yeet, we reblog. It’s a simple hivemind.

[conleches]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

[leslieohdamnjr]

IM USING THIS EVERY DAMN DAY. FUCK THESE ARE GIFTS FROM GOD.

[lemonbreadd]

YYYYEEESSSS!!

[j-likes-books]

I feel attacked

[cute-gutz-deactivated20210419]

it’s six in the morning and I’m crying about girls and how pretty they are while realising how gay i am