Officially driven mad.

Muti fandoms are present so prepare. Plus random shit. I honestly have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

[mhyin]

Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

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and then LOTR right after

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[frostisass-deactivated20140110]

[sunspotpony]

This is quite possibly the best post I have ever seen.

[thepioden]

Holding out for a Silmarillion film to complete the saga of NEVER SLEEPING EVER.

[thepioden]

#heyyyyyyy I’ll finally get to know what the silmarillion is about besides exposition and elder gods or something I guess

Short version: it also has ambiguously gay elves and some dragons sometimes. 

[sunspotpony]

This post somehow ended back up in front of me, so I’ll add:

Some exceptionally fat dragons at that.

[stevencharleston]

Report: White Man in Local College Class Will Not Shut the Fuck Up

[stevencharleston]

i really enjoy looking at the tags on this post

[20-million-bees]

Some of my favorites:

[iamhisgloriouspurpose]

Dude-whose-name-I-don’t-remember, who tried to pass off “This Much is True” by Spandau Ballet as a poem he wrote. He’s reciting, and all of us students are looking at each other like, “um, what?” and he finishes, and the teacher launches directly into a critique, rather than letting the class comment. And we’re all waving our hands madly, trying to get the professor to let one of us speak so we can tell him it’s plagiarized, and he says that we can comment once he’s done. So the professor goes on about this and that, and concludes with, “But it doesn’t matter, because you didn’t write that. I’m old, not dead, and I do own a radio.” And DWNIDR tries to argue that he was “merely inspired’ by the song, but that his poem is different and original. Professor gets up and has us recite the lyrics, which he writes on the board, and has DWNIDR write his poem on the board next to it. 100% match. And DWNIDR still insists his version is different.  Class ends.

Next class meeting, (this is unplanned) a few of us stand up and recite “poems” that are song lyrics. Professor 100% treats them like original works, and the rest of the class plays along, except DWNIDR, who is outraged at the praise being heaped upon the “stolen words” and keeps trying to explain to the Professor that it’s plagiarism. After the third one, Professor turns to DWNIDR and says, “Well, you’d know, you’re the expert plagiarist here”.

One of the best weeks I had in college, ever.

[writernotwaiting]

*sniffle* That is one of the most beautiful stories I have ever read.

[anneluciaf]

Shout out to the guy in philosophy who kept asking unrelated questions.

Also shout out to the anonymous concerned citizen who, after our professor’s heartfelt lecture about poverty then and now (19th century literature) emailed the professor to tell him not to worry, poverty doesn’t exist in our society anymore.

[zanillani]

To the dude in my gov class who always had something to say and felt the need to add “It’s peanuts” every time money was mentioned, I hope you get pelted with peanuts by 50 elephants

[sheepfulsheepyard]

WOW, the fact that the Russo brothers HATE how taika watiti developed thor’s character in ragnarok really really fucking jumps out in avengers 4!!! 

in ragnarok, taika:

cut Thor’s hair

took away his hammer, signifying that Thor was indeed a character beyond the hammer

took out his eye, signifying that Thor was powerful beyond his physical attributes and ready to take on the responsibility as king 

put Thor as the underdog in the situation, reminding the audience that Thor is clever and intelligent, not only optimistic and cheerful, and purely brawn

had him meet Valkyrie and earn her loyalty, showing him as a leader ready to right the wrongs of Asgard’s past and encourage his people to a better path

developed his relationship with Loki, reminding the audience that they were still brothers and Thor had great capacity for forgiveness, but wasn’t stupid enough to blindly trust Loki 

destroyed Asgard, showing that Thor is ready to take, make, and recover from the big sacrifices and do whatever it takes to keep, care, and protect his people

in avengers 3 and 4, the Russo brothers:

Keep reading

[thelovelylights]

NO ONE HATES CHUBBY THOR EVERYONE HATES THAT PEOPLE MOCKED HIM AND DIDNT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY YOURE NOT WOKE FOR ‘LIKING’ CHUBBY THOR WHO WAS MADE A LAUGHING STOCK BY EVERYONE 

[cannotgiveafuck]

Some folks in the notes are really blind to the fact that the narrative and camera lens on Thor in Endgame is one big fat joke, huh. Like, honestly, him suffering through PTSD and alcoholism and depression would have been a very interesting twist for his character, but did they do that respectfully? Can yall really tell me that majority of scenes Thor was in weren’t written as ‘drunk sad fat man’ jokes?? Seriously, the only scenes he was taken seriously post 5 years were when he talked with his mom and in the final battle. Otherwise, every other character treated him like comic relief.

And honestly this is why I cant rewatch Endgame.

[chronically--cute]

SO MY FRIEND FOUND A REALLY CREEPY ARTIST’S MANNEQUIN

BUT THEN IT GOT WEIRD

SEND HELP

[bogleech]

is this for real an artists mannequin or is it some kind of Figma figure of an anime villain that is also based on an artists mannequin

[rainbowdazzle]

I cant breaaathe lmaoooo

[plantparenthood]

working a on strawberry farm and we have a new farm hand! He’s not the best at picking but is very good at protecting

[wrook]

STRAWBERRY GUARDIAN.

[theburialofstrawberries]

norse mythology: and loki is the god of mischief and trickery–

j*ss wheatcake: A-HA! A PERFECT VILLAIN….

norse mythology: (disconcerted) nah man we’re talking the whoopie cushion end of the spectrum….hes a strange boy but hes jsut looking for some laffs yknow–

j*ss wheatcake: I SHALL MAKE HIM IRREDEEMABLE….HE WILL BE MALEVOLENCE INCARNATE…..

[theburialofstrawberries]

taika waititi characterising loki five years later: he was very upset when mcr broke up

[farmfreshmemes]

[lawchan89]

“We need a plus size princess!”

We’ve already got one

Just because Disney didn’t do it doesn’t mean it hasn’t been done

[brainstatic]

[caringintensely]

[lictoas]

[angelicdevil]

The sarcasm in that reply

[blogging-phelddagrif]

controversial topics should be stuff like “is cloning good” or “should we fuck aliens” and not whether people deserve to be poor or deserve healthcare

[jame7t]

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

sniff

fall off things

Lick plastic (BAD trick)

[un-petit-papillon]

• 10ft vertical leap

[lynati]

* Find your bladder with all four feet at once

[feministism]

[theweirdwideweb]

[high-sometimes]

hmu

[high-sometimes]

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