J-qwellin

Pp vagina

[tofupixel]

the gang’s all here

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

And no one could give sensation, horror, and shock like Vincent Price!

I'll never Not post this.

Vincent Price - House of Wax (1953)

[sebthedog]

[what-the-fuck-is-anime]

Oh you think this is funny? You think this is a joke? Funny fucker huh? Humor? This is humorous to you? You think this is a game? え？楽しそうか？冗談だと思う？ゲームだと思う？こいつ、バカだね？笑うな！楽しそうとゆうな！「ネル」じゃないぞ！

[metaphoricalicecream]

additionally:

raglan t-shirt

polo shirt

dress shirt

cut and sew

flannel shirt

collared shirt

t-shirt

sweater

and the one I’ve somehow seen in at least 5 different doujinshis for some reason:

sheets

[images from https://twitter.com/daurunnpappa/status/807726985698889728]

[the-punning-ubus]

A-are you telling me the person who make this manga and show have a running joke about, drawing izuku in only t-shirts while having the shirt say what he’s actually wearing? or just a running joke about izukus terrible fashion choices in t-shirts that have the names of other clothing types on it

[syntacked]

Dark | Quotes

[unclefather]

me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best

employee: I’m sorry, what?

me: which is the best to buy

[severalowls]

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

[evilkillerpoptarts]

[maestropear]

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

[severalowls]

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

[mysteryseeker]

here you go

[podencos]

[slitherpunk]

[weirdmageddon]

me: sees literally any fucking cat ever

[transgambit]

what is the truth

[comedyke-deactivated20171209]

they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

[h0odierich-deactivated20170708]

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

thats their lesbian daughter

[proudninjawombat]

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

[stepp3nwolf-deactivated20181218]

“You killed his mater and fucked his pater”

[dakuraigun]

Oh my God this is great.

[gay-tm]

I hate it when people ride my ass on the highway like please stop I’m a top

[totallynotgayce]

Please stop I’m a top

[royaling]

DJ Blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight

‘Til we see the sunlight

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Bettr - the reason all my friends are jealous of my insta feed 😻

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Out of Tune - win cash by guessing songs

Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Ball Gates - it’s surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates

Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions 

Impossible Bottle Flip - mindlessly addicting

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Twenty48 Solitaire - put your sexy math skills to the test

Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Pick The Gold - find the gold and diamonds!

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Dosh - get paid to shop

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[05637-deactivated20190328]

🅷🅴🆈 🆆🅷🅰🆃'🆂 🆄🅿 🆈🅾🆄 🅼🅴🅼🅴 🅻🅾🆅🅸🅽🅶 🅵🆄🅲🅺🆂

[05637-deactivated20190328]

I’ve been informed that this post only turns up as “a poo” for some people because their phones don’t have the other letters.

[bowelpain]

[chickenfarmersan]

[memethiefsteve]

[hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170]

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

who did this

[toast-the-unknowing]

I am broken as a person and I don’t even care