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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Game of Thrones Daily
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Mike Driver
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Keni
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Not today Justin
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@j0rnbl0g
please don’t beat yourself up for not picking up on red flags sooner. you did your best at the time and ultimately it’s not your fault someone was treating you badly
Not only that, but it’s not uncommon for abusers to hide or make excuses for things that turn out to be red flags when you look back. And even when they don’t, you’re not always going to see them in the moment, sometimes you don’t realize something is bad until after time has passed and you’ve processed it.
Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they're making Basil and Dorian brothers
oh god
Learn everything about the upcoming Netflix adaptation of The Picture of Dorian Gray.
It's real
Oscar Wilde did not do TWO YEARS HARD LABOR for y'all to call Basil "Dorian's artist friend" and make them BROTHERS
oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us
You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh
old gods are waking
idea:
I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot
spot X for windows
spot X for linux/mac
I think he's supposed to look like this, but it's fine if he isn't. sometimes I try to get him to do crimes but he's too sleepy for it. he threw up on my head once.
Igor Shpilenok
Winter wimnds on tumblr Kamchatka can reach 40 fucken meters a second, which makes survival annoying difficult for me wildlife
translated from English to Stupid by foxpost-generator AI (Actual Idiot (me))
My dad is such a dungeon meshihead now it's epic
He sent me a picture of the bread he made and said "I call it Steve's Underwhelming Loaf" and then followed that up by sending me this
no u cannot leave this hidden in the tags oh my LORD
“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”
literally an ipad baby
(@hazelsmazecave)
i want ten million trinkets but i also want my death to not be a burden for those I leave behind
they will love your trinkets as if they're you............
Ya know what’s kinda cool about Dr.Doofenschmirtz? NONE of his tragic backstories had ANYTHING to do with his ex-wife Charlene.
Because let’s get real here, Heinz had it out for a LOT of people who screwed him over, from Hot Dog salesmen, to baking soda volcanoes, yet in NO episode in the series did he ever say ANYTHING negative or acrimonious about his ex-wife. Never tried to screw her over, never battled her for more custody of Vanessa, he respected her dearly and never saw her as an antagonist, just someone he grew apart from emotionally. GRANTED he still bled her dry with alimony checks, but hey she’s loaded and she didn’t seem to mind.
My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”
getting silly again
Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.
I jacked off twice today.
I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?
not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.
Have a great time! :)
"That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He'll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I'll be sure to win this session."
Thanks bestie, I will!
"If he were Kira, he'd likely to use this time to jack off again... No... Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious."
This is still not as gay as whatever the hell these two actually had going on
