hello its jacko

jus another 20 something year old from australia who is sometimes bored and sometimes funny

[j4ck-o]

Throwback to when I had a job and was only mildly horny 😫

[cutegayscouple]

[frawgs]

man listen…… i just want to decorate my house with th love of my life 

[heartshapedbasil]

[filipiniality]

The director’s cut? Good for him! 😌

[perilous-pursuit-of-perfection]

Tonight when he flipped me from doggy to missionary, staying in me the whole time

[gaywig]

@staff please pull the fucking plug already

[eycer]

[blaqfulla]

“Brutus” (2014), Oil on Canvas, 10"×10" by Julian Hsiung // Brandon aka Brandon Cody in “Marshall & Brandon: Bareback” (2012) by Sean Cody

[chad2431]

[weloveshortvideos]

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

YES

[dorfs]

seeing this video after such a long time was like someone cleaning my soul’s fish bowl and giving it food flakes

[mozukumi]

this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever. 

[fiyhi]

this is what boys will be boys means

[aetin-deactivated20230423]

🤾‍♂️ ASS

[darioargenthoe-deactivated20181]

Visit Original Link

this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes

[nero-neptune]

*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*

[pointedahead]

Ok @peachcrushedvelvet is 100% accurate but here are several other situations I feel this beautiful creation could apply to

1. End of the world type of experience as noted above by @nero-neptune i.e. meteors falling and people running, things exploding and desperately trying to survive

2. Desperately running through your house avoiding attackers (guns, projectiles, of some type)

3. You’re in a library and you accidentally knock something over which knocks over all of the shaves domino style and you’re running down the hallway with them falling in the background. 

Everybody please contribute

[pyocyanin-deactivated20201023]

4. You finally experience love at first sight, but they’re in the middle of a bank heist and you’re getting caught in the cross fire

5. You’re getting arrested in roller skates at the laundromat

6. Intergalactic space travel in the form of a gay cruise

[ithinkimdemi-iknowimobsesed-dea]

you are falling off a very tall biulding

[alienschoolgirl]

Dissociation soundtrack

[bubonickitten]

lost in an abandoned shopping mall where all the stores are gated and the lights are flickering and this is crackling over some distant speakers when suddenly you catch a glimpse of something drifting down the broken escalator and it’s vaguely humanoid except its arms are too disproportionately long and knees don’t typically bend that way

[i-am-kantkiss-neverclean]

shopping in walmart @ 2am for waffles as a big fight happens behind you

[heywriters]

8. Your eyes meet across the room of a cafeteria foodfight (or similarly chaotic scene).

9. You’re in an abandoned shopping mall and your eyes meet with the humanoid thing coming down the stairs. It’s love at first sight. The song plays over a montage of your happy years together in the abandoned mall.

10. Desk packed, you’re quitting that hell job and slow-motion flipping off every soul there as you, your coffee mug, and seventeen bobbleheads leave for the last time.

[ryvenknight-deactivated20200403]

11. Slo-mo waking through your old town, re-visiting your old haunts and seeing the sights for the last time as it’s burned to the ground.

12. You just got fired from your dream job. You’re in a daze, drifting through the building in a blur. And then, someone comes to help you. It’s the person that you’ve been pinning after for years. And your closest friend. They have your back. You’re not alone.

13. You’re falling. Or flying. Either way, it’s taking an awfully long time.

[letterboxdd]

just watch this. 

“blablabla, disloyalty”

“oooh!” 

*giggling adorably together*

[sexysuggestion]

give me the look that says “just wait until we’re alone”

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[mjalti]

[fade-intothe-veil]

Me, the bitch from the 1300s

[iwonderifthatisart]

[dogcunt]

ethically consume this pussy

[zacadactyl-deactivated20200521]

I found this on my phone

[wild-aloof-rebel]

Patrick picking up habits from Alexis