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izzy's playlists!
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Not today Justin
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@jackai-hoards-posts
holy fuck man, whenever I need to bust a gut this always hits so hard. Holy shit.
This video shows that delivery of the joke is far more important than the joke itself.
“What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? RIBS!”
By itself a good joke, but the skeleton prop, the dumb voice and the acting makes this truly epic.
This shit got me laughing so hard, tears are welling up in my eyes!
I thought it would be BONEMEAL
Omg can’t take this seriously, totally am cracking up rn 😂😂😂
OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE
Someone find that post of that dude who gets stuck in an elevator cause that has this exact energy
@shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey
Exactly the same energy thank you my comrade
The FNAF mimic is just making fun of Springtrap
can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week
if anyone is wondering how this happened:
we told her not to go in hog territory at night
she went anyway cause she wanted to find an abandoned mine
she did not find an abandoned mine she found hogs because she went in hog territory at night
its what she likes to do
[ ID: Screenshot of a tag that reads 'why are we skipping over that she wanted to find an abandoned mine' / end ID ]
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ASK CHATGPT??????? i would NEVER. i ask all my questions to the pythia at the oracle of delphi like apollo intended.
pythia. pythia why are you placing a curse on me
pythia told me it is not looking good.
autistic selfship userboxes!
suggested by @andres-galans-wife ! im probably gonna make more autism related ones . maybe . i tried to keep these ones simple :)
pro.ship pls make ur own
big fan of whumpee's first night home safe after going through something terrible and they fall asleep in their loved one's arms. caretaker is surprised how quickly and deeply whumpee falls asleep, but this is the first time whumpee has felt safe and calm in weeks/months/years and their body knows it can finally relax.
bonus points if caretaker, meanwhile, doesn't sleep at all because they can't believe that whumpee is finally safe and in their arms and they don't want to miss a moment of it <3
insane! ⸻ a flag for those who believe themselves to be insane. it is especially meant for those with many mental illnesses and/or moderate or severe mental illnesses (though any neurodivergent person may use this flag)!
flag & term by @idwl, we’re just posting for them!
idwl does not consent to her creations being added to any wikipedia sites or reposted to any other social media sites!
tagging @radiomogai @idolleindex, @vampitsm, & @emailmeurheart!
i hate this place i want to go to build a bear
me and the besties going to build a bear
powerful mental image, had to get it out
*at the job interview* i have powers
At the risk of proposing something “prep,” have you considered wearing a watch? Casio makes good affordable ones
My problem with wearing a watch is that I don't like the ones with digital display and I can't read an analog clock face. I can't risk someone asking me what time it is.
How about a compass instead of a watch? Idk if they make compasses you can wear on your wrist but if not you could probably make one yourseld
That sounds like exactly the kind of bullshit I want to be involved in. I would 100% just look at the wristwatch and go "idk time isn't real but north is that way."
the squiggly wiggler
A fantasy story starting with the protagonist minding her own business gathering firewood, when a demon appears out of nowhere announcing that she belongs to him now. The protagonist demands to know on what grounds, she's never signed no damn contract. The demon is kind of baffled by this, and awkwardly explains that just now her father had promised his firstborn for something, and she is his firstborn.
The protagonist digs her heels in and says no, she never knew her biological father and by the way the demon explained the situation, evidently her father also doesn't know that he already has a daughter, so therefore the man who had made no contribution to her life after he bred and fled has no claim to her as something he could barter.
Not giving a shit about the fact she's gambling her life in doing so, the protagonist makes contact with the local woodland fae, asking them to negotiate on her side. The fae think that this is fucking hilarious and go with her. So, having lawyered up and with a reluctant demon in tow, the protagonist heads off on a quest to find her father and do whatever it takes to wrangle everyone involved into unmaking the contract.
Artist: WCIarigatou
fuck around and find out what happens
swamp creatures (for "The Crooked Moon")
