ah... this mad, gay nightlife

✨🪷 KT/jacks 🪷✨ she/they ah shit im 26 now / mothfrickin trash / putting the bi in bitter since 1999 music blog: @lesbianmickydolenz

[jackalope-md]

final girl steve buscemi

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[my-dailydreams]

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[fairycosmos]

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

[fairycosmos]

theres a beautiful new rumour about town and theyre calling it a friday

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[greelin]

there is always some sort of situation

[starvy]

never stop bisexualing

[calamitys-child]

"Does black sails have ghosts in it" longest thread in forum history closed by moderators after 1032467 hours of debate

[detectivehole]

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

[jackalope-md]

they should give me a sledgehammer and a license to kill when i am on the silent floor of the library

[raylangivins]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

[shiny-rhydon]

yeah sure i'll reblog that

[frogadir]