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One Nice Bug Per Day
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hello vonnie
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@jackingtonthethird
complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood
Did a school visit today and asked a group of 8th graders if they could define the term "contemporary art" for me [for context, I work at a contemporary art museum], and one of them said "Is it art that's made with contempt?"
And unfortunately that's the funniest thing a student has ever said to me in 10 years of teaching
Woah. Some freak named Teya[citation needed] was birthed today.
It's that day.
ok wait just googling to confirm and
STRANGE JONES???
Everyone start spreading even more misinformation about me RIGHT THIS INSTANT
Canadian [citation needed]
bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.
the sequel. shes gonna get that fuckign cooki.
My Litleo was much more polite with her "...I can haz the cake?" hopeful looks.
me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*
my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative
Joanne’s just upset because she’s a little whinging fucker.
Can I be honest this is the funniest thing ever to me
I believe it was squidward who said "I have got to get my dick sucked"
i believe we can builld a better future togehter through unity and understanding
I'm still not over how hard Blizzard fumbled Overwatch
Overwatch was to 2010s kids what Street Fighter 2 was to 90s kids. The most recognizable competitive game on the planet with the most recognizable cast of characters and the biggest hold on popular consciounsness in the entire medium and they fucked it all up.
Tracer's ass was one of the most well known video game characters in history and in a couple years it was all gone.
inaccurate, they will survive.
can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth
As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose
IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!
You guys will never believe what just happened to me
What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar
Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me
You couldn't pay me
Someone in replies claiming there's a chance they know these people and that 2 of the housemates listed are the married couple (one being the quaker) who own the property and essentially run a rebranded boarding house. Incredible
It's like watching a car wreck...
they ask in the application form if you're disabled and if there's anyone who would notice if you suddenly went missing
As someone who has had actual anti-cult training (or cult-awareness training as it’s called now), this hits every checkmark for a cult
This i9s one of those things where it's weirder and more pathetic if it isn't a cult
Thank u discord
sonic heritage post
I think about this interaction a lot. The grimes reply became a meme out of context and it's never funnier than the original exchange
I'm sorry, this is real!?
