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(This isn’t a shipping comic. Alastor’s just being a little brat)
Guys I’m so concerned for how y’all write essays 😭
This was me wtf??? How do YALL write essays now??? 😅
A wild ride:
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(I'm sorry, I don't have the spoons to alt-text all that, but if anyone wants to add in a reblog, have at.)
A routine bus trip from New York City to D.C. took a harrowing turn for passengers last night (Monday) when the driver reportedly decided to
I feel like adding a little addition here because the OP got the funniest possible e-mail after this
Bleghk! Ptooey!
yeah man we can tell
he looks like hes on the verge of sobbing
That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
Picture of her from the USA Today
I would let her kill me for sport
Fullmetal Alchemist?
Omg this is just like one of Pliny's letters.
When I am in the courts I frequently find myself regretting Marcus Regulus, though I hardly mean to say that I want him back again. Why then, you may ask, do I regret him? For these reasons. He used to hold the profession in great respect; he used to be nervous and anxious to succeed and write out his speeches beforehand, though he could never thoroughly commit them to memory. Even his practice of smearing ointment over either his right or left eye - the former if he were appearing for the plaintiff, and the latter when he was pleading for a defendant - and his habit of changing the white patch from one eyebrow to the other, and consulting the soothsayers as to how his cases would go, though due to gross superstition on his part, were also to be partly explained by the great regard in which he held our profession. Again, his other practice of always demanding that we should be allowed to speak as long as we desired, and the way in which he succeeded in getting an audience together, were very gratifying to those who were engaged in the same cases as he was.
Pliny the Younger Letters 6.2
Everyone's reblogging my addition and I didn't even put in the best part of the letter!
However, be that as it may, Regulus did well to die, and he would have done better still if he had died earlier.
happy easter from the united states :)
what is going on in America
I…? No???? Is this a regular occurrence???
Bitch Ive never even seen this shit in new jersey don’t lump us in w your HELL IS REAL billboard ass states
guy came into my work and asked if we sell rugs (we only sell hard flooring like tiles, wood, etc.) i say no. he says “oh chatgpt said you do.”
reader, we have a company website. this is not a small family-owned business. it’s a chain with over 100 stores across the country. just ??? look at the website ???
I'm so sick of defending shit I don't even like. I hate porn. I think gender and sexuality are boring. I've never taken an illegal drug and have no interest in doing so. But people won't back the fuck off and let people live their lives so here we still are, still on the front lines with this shit. "You guys make everything about" I'D REALLY LOVE NOT TO, MATE, BUT WE'RE NOT THE ONES CREATING PROBLEMS HERE. Stop trying to control people's lives and we'll all get a chance to shut up about it, but unfortunately the Moral Police are out here endangering lives and livelihoods so here we still are. Forever.
a common epidemic amongst reddit users
Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.
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no force on earth could stop me from putting these into my mouth
DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
I know this is a humorous exaggeration designed to show how silly it is to deny medication and mobility/quality of life aids to disabled people by applying the argument to something silly in a way that nobody would ever do but... unfortunately I have heard people say this. I've heard people suggest that people with minor sight problems shouldn't get glasses, and people needing to move to a stronger prescription should do it and should stay on as light a prescription as they can use and still function, because the glasses will "weaken their eyes" and make their eyesight worse (which is bullshit). People will pull this ableist bullshit on glasses wearers, too.
unfortunately no matter how much you try to parody ableism, some completely genuine asshole out there already has you beat.
#'you wouldnt say this about wheelchairs!' yes they would.#'you wouldnt do this with a missing limb!' i promise they do#'but what about-' look just assume no matter how stupid it is that people are dicks about it