It takes a real man to take a dick

My name is Jake. Supervisor and luke warm mess of a human

[tikkety-tok]

[pawprint3]

This is better than any snl sketch

[ground-zoro]

Is that Lindsey Stirling? It looks a lot like her

[thesevenumbrellas]

Yo I think it is????

[sarenraegalpaladin]

it is indeed lindsey stirling

[okayysophia]

[somehowsentient]

[pro-gay]

[gotterhag]

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.

[pro-gay]

people keep asking about this one as well

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

as a filipino who has grandparents that watch this type of shit. yes

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Everytime We Touch” with every second beat removed

[barrebard]

Can’t ya fart fast?

Want this ass?

[premordial-soupgod]

Oh so this is that Friday night fuckin expansion everyone’s been talking about

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[campcrow]

[luisonte]

Ohhh que mala suerte

[homopower]

Poor boyfriend got straight clowned. 🤣😂

[electrodaggers]

[funny-tik-toks]

[the-80s-and-memes]

[distractedboyfriend]

[classicalliberalleague]

art imitates life, life imitates art

[the-grey-tribe]

gluttony vs lust

[gummi-waffen]

The face of a man that knew exactly what he was doing.

[xaviertriumphant]

I was distracted by this

[momo-aka-jem]

My eyes immediately went to that 👀

[journeymanfool]

[anotherqueerdoc-deactivated2019]

This is why tumblr isn’t dead

[catchymemes]

[lilydvoratrelundar]

[marinella-ela]

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

motherofmemes

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

No because it IS hot

[catrinecat]

Queen stuff

[loisreeds]

“oh really? you will teach me how to speak russian? u better bring that caviar and vodka, sweetie!”

[minimally-incompetent]

If I die this is what my funeral needs to be

[actualaster]

...If?

[arsmoriendiii]

someone break the news to op

[minimally-incompetent]

I said what I said.

[9buttersxxx]

[r4cs0]

Holy shit lol

[pikaglove]

We stan

[aaaaasneakattack]

That ending fucking blindsided me

[that-twink-over-there]

[everythingfox]

“What happens when you have heated tile flooring”

(via)

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

[ampervadasz]

Hello ! (Unmute !)