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I know it’s really petty but if someone is doing a tiktok bit where they’re portraying multiple characters and they break the 180 rule I go absolutely feral
It’s the rule that if there are two characters in a scene— be it a movie, comic, tiktok, etc— there’s an invisible plane that the characters are on that the camera should only ever be on one side of.
aka, Character A should always be on the left side and Character B should always be on the right side.
It’s something that a lot of people understand intuitively without ever formally learning it, but it also means a lot of people aren’t really learning it.
WAIT YES THAT’S A PERFECT EXAMPLE
here, the 180 rule is broken intentionally for comedic effect! Even to someone that’s never Learned the rule, the change is jarring enough that’s it’s really obvious they switch sides (which is good because it’s the punchline)
I was unable to find a kid-friendly local field guide to pond invertebrates so I am… attempting to create one myself, using a fine-point sharpie and computer paper. God help me.
Obviously it’s really incomplete and uses common names, but if anyone wants to use this you may:
ok NOW I think I fixed all the typos… it’s been a long day
I loved this so much that i just had to print it. I had just received some really nice undyed recycled paper, and to my surprise it came out green instead of black but i actually really love it like this!
Next step is framing and hanging somewhere.
Thank you for this great piece!
Holy shit, it looks amazing and I’m so flattered!
It printed off green for me too, and I thought it was just my printer being fucky. I’ll adjust the contrast before sending it off.
If we make that one hobbit movie scene canon...
— someone idk has already made this idea and this is my contribution. Although my Legolas here is tired and just dealt with it.
I was supposed to add Legolas saying: "and what am I supposed to do with him???" but nvm it's internal now.
Wouldn’t Aragorn have been, like, 27 at that point though?
Reminder to self:
Your writing seems boring and predictable because
You wrote it
You’ve read it like eight million times.
A person who has never read it before does not have this problem.
Great encouragement for writers
Pass it on
just remembered the part in The Sword in the Stone where Wart goes to rescue some people who were kidnapped by faeries. the faeries wanted to lure children into their castle so they constructed it out of pork. their captives are tied up to meat pillars.
I do not recall this. PLEASE remind me
it’s after they meet Robin Hood... the boy whose nose got bitten off by dogs is one of the prisoners and there’s a big griffin guarding the horrible slimy meat castle
Ship are you SURE
YES I am going to necromance T.H. White back to life just so I can beat him to death again because there are two versions with completely different scenes and I read BOTH as a kid. The original version has Madam Mim and all I remember is that she puts them in a rabbit hutch and I think Kay cries about it; the second version he released with the rest of the series features the meat castle.
There’s a version that doesn’t have the meat architecture?
Do any vulture culture folks have a favorite instruction guide for cleaning bones for display, starting with a fresh carcass? I’m trying to find a simple guide to send to my dad’s friend who doesn’t know where to begin.
Put it in a plastic or coated wire basket/cage, bury it, ignore it for as long as you can, dig it back up. Macerate in warm water and Dawn, rinse, scrub gently, macerate again if still greasy, soak in regular peroxide, display
Apparently it’s a tortoise shell and she wants to save the scales, so that makes everything a lot more complicated.
Unmute !
Captions
Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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what are some of your ideas for western themed dnd that's still fantasy enough with the base classes and magic and etc?
Hope you don’t mind me referencing a few different adventures here, friend, I started out writing a whole thing relating classic fantasy adventure to the westward expansion to the post-empire dissolusion periods of east asia, but it was all getting a bit wordy for a single prompt.
To put it simply: The setting doesn’t have to change that much, just swap out kings, dukes, and other nobles with corporations, occupying military forces, elected politicians n the like. The wild-west is still a largely feudalistic state, save that the distances are larger and the terrain is generally harsher, necessitating the need for technology like trains and airships. Also, from a personal perspective, I like using firearms systems that paint blackpowder weapons as no more special than the swords and bows used by most heroes. It may sacrifice “realism” in the name of fun, but fun is the point right?
ONTO THE ADVENTURES:
Alkeron’s Riddle: Specifically designed as a western adventure, this story sees the players occupying a frontier town outside the long abandoned ruins of a tremendous wizard’s tower/megadungon, with arcane oddities descending from its heights just as bandits close in from beyond.
Poison in the Vein: A merchant company of geomantic mages that’d fit seamlessly into the role of cruel minebosses in frontier settlement, with their reckless greed endangering workers and provoking the wrath of underdark horrors.
Drenmwar on the Water: A port of prospectors and metalsmiths, full of side adventures and haunted by a dark and unseen past. A perfect setting for characters looking to make it big or risk it all as a hired gun.
Reshmaan Al-Haddad, Frontier Outfitter: Behind every famous gunslinger, there’s a gunsmith dedicated to their craft. This inventive young woman is the descendant of one of the pioneers of blackpowder technology, and innovates upon that legacy frequently and with little regard for safety precautions when doing so.
Prospective Claims: An entire adventure arc set in an underdark frontier town, featuring a mine that’s become recklessly animated, a marauding orc warband masterminded by a sinister naga, and even an infestation of drakes for your party to clash with.
Hope that helps friend, if you’d like some advice on creating your own Western adventures, stay tuned for this weekend where I’ll lay it all out in longform.
Art
need me a t-shirt that says “THE TOOKS SHOT FIRST”
Tom Cotton: So there are Men all over the Shire, menacing people, locking them up, tearing down trees and good hobbit holes…all through Hobbiton, Bywater, Buckland…
Pippin: What about Tuckborough?
Cotton: Your father initiated guerrilla warfare and they’ve been at a military impasse for months.
Pippin: I love my family so fucking much.
it’s just, you spend much of The Hobbit and parts of Lord of the Rings with the narration periodically being like, “and then his Tookish heritage reared up and said, “don’t you want to just go feral?” But it’s narration, background. We’ve never met Belladonna Baggins née Took and we never do. Pippin repeatedly follows his friends into inane danger despite being repeatedly told not to, or sometimes just goes by himself, but so do Merry, Sam, and Frodo, and hey, Pippin’s the hobbit equivalent of 17. Maybe it’s just Pippin.
And then you get to the Scouring of the Shire and it’s like, oh. Oh no. They’re all Like That.
Now YouTube has a habit of recommending me the weirdest stuff recently, but today i got this on my recommendations
And about halfway through listening to this, I went and read the comments, literally I could not stop reading I was there for hours, here are some of my favorites
First off, Oliviaalee’s channel is a godsend for writing. My favorites right now are:
Give them a try here
Also…honorable mention
@perditious
January 20, 2021
today is the day.
im gonna watch dr. who in chronological order by the time period they travel to
The worst idea I’ve ever heard, I love it.
Let us know when you find that time line
search no more, here it is
Reason #1000 why we need Muppet Dracula: To see Miss Piggy as Mina getting super into vampiric seduction by Uncle Deadly as Dracula until she realizes he’s the one who tormented Kermit as Jonathan at which point she just fucking punts him through the window.
Also Gonzo as Renfield enjoying himself too much.
Nominations for the One Human in Muppet Dracula:
-Hugh Jackman reprising his role as Van Helsing -Mel Brooks reprising his role as Van Helsing
Cuboctahedron made of carrot
Extremely satisfying to watch, but also explains why M.C. Escher’s wife never took him up on his offer to prep the veg at dinnertime unless she REALLY didn’t want to eat for another six hours.