my blog

its a blog

[cisthoughtcrime]

[cutepetsuwu]

Checkup

[princesstigerbelle]

Why does he look like cookie dough ice cream

[trr3rr]

thats what hes made of

[princesstigerbelle]

He is what he is

[tolerateit]

obsessed

[distinguishedbaloney]

[only-tiktoks]

[dzee-szed]

imagine if someone plucked you out of your kitchen table in the middle of having dinner and just held you out and described your fucking life

[urparty]

being in my 20s is like I understand more of my mother and less than i ever have. My childhood friends are strangers to me and there’s no one i know better. i want to drink wine. i never stopped wanting to climb trees. i know more than I’ve ever known before. I don’t know anything at all. i’m seven years old and sixteen and twenty nine and seventy. I can’t tell when i'm happy. I think the only thing that will make me happy is to be little again. i want to be really old. i go to the ocean and feel like nothing matters more than that. in my bedroom everything matters so much. I go to the grocery store every day. i know how to cook a lot of things but the only thing i know how to eat is fried eggs. I can take care of myself but i want to be taken care of. i want to go home and I don't know where that is. i think it may be somewhere inside of me but i’m not sure

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Either they're related or this is the same person

[jozz404]

It wasn’t me this time, I swear

[teathattast]

I'd like to believe you but we both know what you're capable of

[sinnahsaint]

I made sourdough like that. We jokingly called it the “tasty brick” and cut off super thin slices because it WAS delicious, but it was so dense, a single normal slice would sit heavy in your belly like a brick.

[rebakitt3n]

[benjoyment]

[bloodbrainnbarrier]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

[starsong-dragonheart]

@bookwyrmbran

[krystal-prisms]

This is a fucking what

[fizzimus]

I thought this was a photo until I saw the stitching

[guerrillatech]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[andromedasummer]

my favourite jerma bit is when he read out a message from a donator who wanted to propose to their girlfriend through the stream, but then jerma tripped over his wording and accidentally proposed to the donators girlfriend and the chat just filled with "jerma HATES love" "jerma STEALS VIEWERS FUTURE WIFE."

[incidentalcomics]

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

[yossyislandd]

send cropped political memes

like this

[yossyislandd]

everyone’s reblogging this and no one’s giving me any lmao

[weaver-z]

I gotcha

[minor-locrian]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Frozen (2013), Anna sings about how she is so alone, despite having dozens of servants that work in the castle daily. This is because royalty don’t see staff as people, but more like a kind of mobile furniture. She would rather talk to paintings than to speak with Kai, her lifelong valet.

[yorksilk]

I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

[yorksilk]

Do You Know What Children Are

[inunah]

They don’t have jobs, nor do they pay for rent, utilities, or food. That’s the textbook definition of a freeloader.

[andrew-yakson]

i would gladly bury you alive