;)

Izzy: 26 ~ this is a dump blog ~

[chongoblog]

Thinking about the “dont sneeze” Calvin and Hobbes comic

[chongoblog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[anexperimentallife]

[formaldehydefce]

[orphic-mysteries]

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

[feminescu]

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

[floridakilo]

their daughter

[chosos-wife]

[cuteness--overload]

[orange-catsidy]

[cowboy]

What would happen if you got an email

[starjasmines]

i would check it

[cowboy]

You sick fuck.

[animatedtext]

[were--ralph]

Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

[were--ralph]

"Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets"; 40k notes

What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god

[solitarelee]

[were--ralph]

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[arabellas]

Joel + tumblr text posts

[lanterne]

Let's build a guillotine

wood

blade

basket

the blood of Jeff Bezos

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023

[xiranjayzhao]

DAMMIT YOU GUYS THIS GUILLOTINE IS NOT GONNA WORK IF IT'S 63% LIQUID

(it'll smell really good tho)

[forkaround]

@xiranjayzhao hold up, are you that chinese fantasy dress checking person from youtube??? What are you doing here?

[xiranjayzhao]

TRYING TO BUILD A GUILLOTINE, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE

COME ON PEOPLE WE DESPERATELY NEED MORE WOOD

[supersgirls]

THE LAST OF US 1.04 preview

[stevenrogered]

Joel? Hmm?

[manny-jacinto]

#jennifer coolidge was right, these gays were trying to murder us