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My main account, with a bunch of homestuck sideblogs. 18+ only please (user is 34 incidentally).

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[bfleuter]

Dungeon:

[katedrawscomics]

the party embarks upon a laser quest

[theoldaeroplane]

dear GOD I just

so my coworker Jon just came over to bitch about a customer to me (as you do)

and he says to me he says

“this guy just came in saying ‘i need this design printed on a blue t-shirt for an anime con this weekend’ and he gives me THIS”

and he whips out a fucking sheet of computer paper with a symbol drawn on it in COLORED PENCIL

NOW THIS IS ALL REALLY BAD AND JUST. DONT DO THIS TO YOUR POOR FUCKING GRAPHIC DESIGNERS DONT MAKE THEM WORK FROM COLORED PENCILS, THATS WHAT JON CAME TO ME TO BITCH ABOUT

BUT

THIS IS ALL HILARIOUS TO ME BECAUSE THIS

WAS THE FUCKING

SYMBOL

and i sit there and i look jon dead in the eye and i go “i know exactly what that is

and i can get a vector of it.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[orriculum]

Tumblr post: hey this is a point I want to make

A response: ok but I really I want to make the exact opposite point about this and I’m gonna do it on your post instead of making my own

[thistletongue]

I don’t agree with how you go about expressing this at all. I think this is really unfair and you should be making a point in this format.

[orriculum]

And I agree with your point but disagree with your tone so therefore your point has been made invalid!

[thistletongue]

I clearly recognize this as humor as no one would actually be this hecking dense seriously but I’m going to pretend I don’t recognize that and use this as an opportunity to call you RUDE and when you attempt to point out this is a joke and was tagged as such I’m going to accuse you of backpedaling so you’re WRONG!!!!!!

[sailoraquila]

Outsider opinion that has nothing to do with original argument(s) and is there for shitposting reasons

[blackbearmagic]

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

[captainoftheseaqueen]

I bet most people will just scroll past this without reblogging, but this should be on everyone’s dashboards.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Okay but I’ve fundamentally misunderstood the majority of the arguments on this post, and I will be delivering a patronizing counterpoint full of blatantly wrong information, interspaced with obnoxious reaction gifs. I’ll also refer to you as ‘sweetie’, ‘honey’, ‘darling’, or some similar pet names, and I secretly hope you ask me to stop it so that I can treat your request as an unreasonable demand and play the victim.

*Also, I’m probably going to correct your spelling errors, despite them obviously being minor typos.

[radmona]

I am now roleplaying with my friend in the notes of your post

This will continue for at least an hour and completely clog up the notes of this post

[infernobf-deactivated20260502-d]

I shall now tag several users with disgusting interests and political views on this post

[ghosttemplatte]

[kshandra]

I always love when the Existential Flame War makes its way to another social network.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Addition from obvious bot that doesn’t try to be anything but a porn link.

[orriculum]

anybody in this thread smoke weed

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[the-shy-fox]

[leo-the-ringneck]

Septembirb

[luxmageddon]

@wackadoojibbering

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[v9z-deactivated20201221]

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

[inkwingart]

This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.

TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

w

what

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

im

[snarkiwi-moved-deactivated20200]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

[vampiresconce]

BEE BOAT

[spockdropandroll]

cowboy bee boat

[zzzura]

[yeehawlw]

my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today

[yeehawlw]

outcome unclear

[exuviator]

Visit Original Link

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

holy shit

[cattusinhortum]

[quikyu]

[steakbentley-deactivated2020102]

im in tears

[yeennqueenn]

I ca nt br eath e oh go d

[autumncozy]

By lauraponts

[kylostantrums]

[starfleetacademy]

Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think ‘too far cut thru grass for food’ and others will be like ‘other human have good idea. I follow’ until there’s a beaten path when there’s perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side

[starfleetacademy]

For example

[shitpostempire]

[sandersstudies]

Tumblr owners be like “oh, nothing crazy! We just wanna make a few changes, maybe include some premium options, you know. :)”

We rioted when the background color changed from blue to blue, Mr. Tumblrman.