Another ordinary thing

Australian, She/Her ♀ , Cishet Demi, Ally, fanfic writer, perennial loser, and sock enthusiast. 

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[konoko]

[chipjrwibignaturals]

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

[chipjrwibignaturals]

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[my-dailydreams]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vigilantsycamore]

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me

[danatron1]

If Alex doesn't voice a character in Knights of Guinevere we're missing out

[kimpossibooty]

jesus and the apostles……. world’s oldest polycule?

[kimpossibooty]

💁‍♂️❤️💁‍♂️❤️💁‍♂️❤️💁‍♂️❤️💁‍♂️❤️💁‍♂️❤️💁‍♂️❤️💁‍♂️❤️💁‍♂️❤️💁‍♂️❤️💁‍♂️❤️💁‍♂️💔💁‍♂️

[kimpossibooty]

It’s genuinely so nice to be appreciated

[dunsparcee]

I sneeze

[internetwes]

[hotlikeaspicymeatball]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[bananatwinky]

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[growingsucculents]

Legs

[sweetchimera-art]

escape

[sacrificethemtothesquid]