jammerus

[dunyun-rings]

Don’t let another person ruin your day

ruin your own damn day

[joyode]

#the true love story at the heart of the witcher

bonus:

[girlgrandpa]

“men dont like that. its such a turn off” good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[veryharam]

I’m so wifeable

[exoticmelanin]

I can boil water really good

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

[bey]

my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

[agrifuture]

[lets-catch-some-waves]

[bakwaaas]

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

[maryefimovaone]

[ape-of-naples]

#freshly peeled sheeps

[mage-pie]

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

[jitterbugjive]

@theosartisticthematics

[doctorsiggy]

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

[maddeningmagic106]

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

[uleanblue-deactivated20190205]

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

[miquerida]

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

Please peel your sheeps

[b00bconnoisseur]

They. Look. Like. Peeled. Potatoes

[cruzan-for-love-deactivated2026]

Peel your sheep peeps!

[association-of-free-people]

Remember when they found Shrek living in that cave and freed him

[thisisntmeanymore-deactivated20]

he’s smiling in that last one

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HE HAS BEEN SAVED

[dorkery]

HE HAS BEEN *SHAVED

fixed that for you

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

shorn

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

[brunhiddensmusings]

points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’ -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

[fuckaspunk]

I can’t believe you’d make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase “lick my ass”

[professional-local]

am i losing my mind or is that a left hand

[beboycowbop]

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

[elizabitchdarcy]

“You say ‘amateur’ as if it was a dirty word. ‘Amateur’ comes from the Latin word ‘amare’, which means to love. To do things for the love of it.”

— Mozart in the Jungle

[welove-submit]

my kind of parties

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

Remember that episode of spongebob when Mr Krabs thought he was going to a club with spongebob

[barbarabeebo]

cats be like

[goldddustwoman]