tell me a story.

I enjoy dabbling in pretty pictures and random geekery.  Sometimes I write fanfiction.  Say hi if you feel like it!

[worstgirlintheworld]

what random city did spotify tell you has your music taste this year pls add in tags

[stuckinapril]

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

[stuckinapril]

girls when they don’t have a new obsession that helps them dissociate from their problems and they’re actually forced to face their thoughts

[moondoposting]

thanks to @happyk44’s text post for plaguing me with visions until i drew this

[jane-is-here]

Ghost Town

It's all tumbleweeds, and fluorescent lights...

[100line]

I’m actually kind of amazed how many people do not understand this concept

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Would be asleep right now, but there are Fictional Characters to imagine in emotional situations. You know how it is.

[ironychan]

Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

[jaffacountingtribblesinthetardis]

OP I’m sorry but the last sentence painted SUCH a vivid picture in my mind I had to draw it immediately.

[gholateg]

I love how Stitch looks more like a stuffed animal then Hobbes does.

This is perfect.

[veykun]

Dreaming Support me on ko-fi : http://ko-fi.com/veykun

[ofpaintedflowers]

“Death was hereditary.You got it from your ancestors.”

I have this ever increasing pile of Susan Sto Helit sketches on my desk and I thought I could post some :^)

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[hellofeanor]

My sexiest Halloween costume yet.

[dailymontreal]

Rue Sherbrooke McGill University

[yassifiedgollum]

We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you've been thirsting after is a Disney adult.

[cipheramnesia]

You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.

[yeehawpim]

when your grammar accidentally transfers

[brietastic]

“Carol falls down all the time, but she always gets back up — we say that about Captain America as well, but Captain America gets back up because it’s the right thing to do. Carol gets back up because ‘Fuck you.’“ - Kelly Sue DeConnick on Carol Danvers (x)

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

100% certain han and lando once got married for a scam and forgot to have it annulled so they were technically married for several years and one day lando comes in and goes “real quick: are we solo-calrissian or calrissian-solo? also, i want a divorce” and han is like baby no where did i go wrong we can still fix this

[jonathanarcher]

Average Janeway speech: you know, normally I’m a pretty chill guy, but you’ve pissed me off, so I’m going to launch every single weapon I have at you and if you come any closer I’ll nuke us both

Average Archer speech: one time I saw a gazelle and that was really cool, just like how humans are cool. 9/11 will never happen as long as we have the human spirit

[peacheebun-blog]

beep boop bwee hallowee(n)!!