I keep thinking about Yuna and David and how they thought, maybe Shane might be gay because they know him pretty well, and just all the innocent, ill-conceived, and hilarious ways they tried to hint at it before the Rozanov-Cottage-Ass-Grab Incident.
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David: Work had us do some inclusivity training today. It was pretty interesting.
Shane: That's cool, dad *doesn't know what that means, but never knows what anything related to his dad's work means*
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Yuna: That Anderson Cooper. He's such a cutie.
Shane: who?
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Yuna: You know, I hear the actor who plays Sheldon is gay.
Shane: Who? *but in an alarmed way because she said the word that should never be said*
Yuna: Big Bang Theory?
Shane: What?
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David: You know who has good music? That Lady Gaga.
Shane: Sure *can't name a number Lady Gaga song (though would recognize some if played to him)*
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Yuna, internally: Ok, i got this one.
Yuna: Did you hear Marie-Philip Poulin is dating Laura-
Shane: OMG, did you know... *proceeds to info dump all of Poulin's stats and awards and all the awesome goals he's ever seen her make*
omg this is just like hit fic Vitreous(glass-like) but instead of Hayden it’s the Hollanders! so similar to a fic i read…
