Incorrect Quotes: SG-1
Daniel: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Teal'c: Plane tickets? Sam: Concert tickets? Jack: Prostitution? Daniel, holding their broken frames: Glasses ******
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Jack: Shit. Teal'c: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Sam: OH MY GOD DANIEL FELL OFF!!! *****
Jack: Daniel, Carter, Teal'c and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Hammond: *Sighing* What did Teal'c do? Jack: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Teal'c: Which of you would desire a steering apparatus? ****
Daniel: I think Jack was right. Teal'c: I am surprised he has not marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Sam: He wouldn't do that. Jack: You're right, Sam. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Jack: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Jack Told You So' on the back*
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