[multiverse-of-misfits]

Incorrect Quotes: SG-1

Daniel: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Teal'c: Plane tickets? Sam: Concert tickets? Jack: Prostitution? Daniel, holding their broken frames: Glasses ******

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Jack: Shit. Teal'c: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Sam: OH MY GOD DANIEL FELL OFF!!! *****

Jack: Daniel, Carter, Teal'c and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Hammond: *Sighing* What did Teal'c do? Jack: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Teal'c: Which of you would desire a steering apparatus? ****

Daniel: I think Jack was right. Teal'c: I am surprised he has not marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Sam: He wouldn't do that. Jack: You're right, Sam. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Jack: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Jack Told You So' on the back*

[takemethroughthegate]

Hahahahahaha

[michaun]

FAVORITE ACTORS Sandra Bullock

[harrykim]

Star Trek: Voyager 05.23 11:59

[aziraphaleisagender]

Writer: There Was Only One Bed…

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

Alternatively:

There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining

Angst fans:

[beautiful-thensad-thensadder]

There was only one bed. A carried B to it and gently eased them down. They were both badly injured but B’s conditions were much worse and A wouldn’t rest until they knew B was going to be alright. So A sat down next to B and brushed their hair back, holding their hand as B shivered through the night, their only comfort A’s presence by their side.

Hurt/Comfort fans:

[aziraphaleisagender]

Dear god you’re right, you’re so right

[rebelmeg]

I feel like this needs to be a writing challenge… How many different ways can you write this one trope.

[e-spexially]

There was only one bed, but instead of making a big fuss, the tired pair went the fuck to sleep and got a full 8 hours.

My sleep deprived ass:

[aziraphaleisagender]

OH YEAH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF

[cobraonthecob]

😹😹😹

[osointricate]

There was only one bed. This is normal. They’ve been married for a decade and have a small child. The child has climbed in bed to snuggle with them because thunder is scary. They have their baby curled between them and they share soft, warm smiles over his sleepy head as he snores little kid snores.

Me, who just wants domestic curtains found family fic:

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I AM ALL OF THIS I WILL LITERALLY READ ANYTHING

[funeral-rights]

There was only one bed, the two characters argued and bickered begging for them not to have to share it, but they somehow are here still. They agree that there both going to pick a side and stay on it. This was going fine until in the middle of the night A woke up screaming and crying, B gets them to calm down and they end up falling asleep next to each other feeling safe

Enemies to lovers fans

[rabidchild67]

There was only one bed. A noticed B’s exhaustion and lifted them easily. “You don’t have to carry me like a child,” B noted, despite being clearly pleased by how matters were progressing. “I think we both know that’s not true,” A replied with a grin. The bed was warm, inviting, and yet something was missing. “Is this a private party, or can just anyone join,” C called from the doorway, clad only in their underwear and a smile. “Only if it’s you!” A and B replied in unison as they drew the covers back.

My OT3-loving ass:

[river9noble]

There was only one bed.

It turned out to be a defective Murphy bed and it trapped them in the wall.

Crack fic fans:

[nellie-dritz-official]

This entire thread is delightful

[regent-of-rarepairs]

Right, so… I’ve seen this before but not with the OT3 and Crack fic add-ons, I am… going to challenge myself to write -something- for each one, likely with 1 char in common in each fic but with different partners each time… 

Honestly, it’s probably gonna be Barba because I love him and he’s deserves all the love so yeah enjoy my loopy ass trying to figure out this series LOL

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[millie4321]

Foothold

Another favourite episode of stargate!

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 05.06 Rite of Passage

[jumpingpuddles]

STARGATE: CONTINUUM

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

[memeuplift]

[selenesedits]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[ponett]

you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons

[startrekladies]

TORA ZIYAL DS9 | 6.03 SONS AND DAUGHTERS

[brigitoshaughnessy]

Stargate SG-1 || Reckoning (Part 1)

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[viralfrog]

[original-character-chaos]

[justcallmedom31]

These are so beautiful.

Credit goes to the wonderful artist: ChibiGreen