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Thoughts, interests, and The Mountain Goats. That's really all.

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

[rumandhoney-scotchandchocolate]

i might try my hand at changing the things I cannot accept. 

[wasteland-survivor]

Figure I might fuck around and gain the wisdom to know the difference

[georgiansuggestion]

I AM A FELLOW OF SIMPLE JOYS: should I see a Gentleman in a Most Excellent Waistcoat, I spend the Next Fortnight in a Seething and Obsessive Envy Until Such Time as I have acquired its Likeness for Myself.

[beggars-opera]

@vinceaddams​

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

gonna go start bar fights so I can get a cool facial scar 

[sheepdippedmax]

This one time we filled a glass forty bottle with gasoline and threw it in the bon fire. It exploded into my face and now I have three not so cool scars on my face

And two broken teeth

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

what did you expect to happen 

[sheepdippedmax]

The Lord to protect me

[m1911s-3rd-prestige]

King honestly

[genre]

Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) dir. Joe Dante

Bonus:

[petitprincess1]

Man I love this movie

[jedavu]

[rocket-prose]

Classic animators doing reference poses for their own drawings. I’m in love with these images.

[auilix]

Part of the reason animators like to work alone, late at night when no one is watching.

[unclefather]

We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha

[bonechomper]

Franklin??????????????

[unclefather]

The Turtle?

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

[hatetolovelovetohate]

If I am completely myself, everyone else becomes fearful and threatened.

[porterr-robinson]

[anotherpapercut]

[amoisthobo]

This is literally the funniest video on this entire site

[sanesparza]

Bro

[zezepurple]

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

yes. fuck that baby up!

[mulaney]

Roughly 1000 of you asked: Did you lie about your age when Princess Diana died?

[emesis-blu]

This is so passive aggressive I’m actually losing my shit

[bidoof]

new style: cowboy from the waist up, goth from the waist down

[7andaswitch-blade]

[calebwittebane]

reach out touch faith

[whatthehelliswrongwithhim]

@bloodredx @gi-ie-ru

[brucebocchi]

[mountainqoats]

Kansas City, Kansas (1897), Henry Ossawa Tanner / Andrew Eldritch Is Moving Back to Leeds, The Mountain Goats

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw: 80% of my personality is from characters I like.

Hufflepuff: What's the other 20%?

Ravenclaw: Caffeine.