SAURON IN VALINOR
Art by Krabat
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
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cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

blake kathryn

titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.

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@jasamfia
SAURON IN VALINOR
Art by Krabat
i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???
HUGE list of free (!!) books by black authors and revolutionaries. includes writings by toni morrison, james baldwin, assata shakur, angela davis, malcolm x, audre lorde and frantz fanon.Ā
Free Black History Library
Please keep boosting this, free knowledge is so important people.
Me lately
#adhd and delayed sleep phase folks are SUFFERING now guysĀ #everything has been overturned and we have no reason not to become the nocturnal goblins we all want to be deep downĀ #I haven't slept properly in three daysĀ #pls be kind to us bc we are so tired and there is no longer any external structure to orient ourselves withĀ (via @taibhsearachdā)
Oh big mood
fucks sake
god dammit
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
This spoke to my soul wth
I feel attacked.
i hate this post yet it keeps coming back
FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES MINE IS LITERALLY
W A RĀ Ā M A C H I N E
Well, if it pleases the universe, mine is genuinely:Ā Baby Groot
IM STARMAN!
I am the fearsome.
The mighty.
Baby Panther
Captain Spider
FUCKENĀ
DOCTOR
AMERICA
Iron Soldier
I kinda like itā¦.
winter raccoon
@ghosts-and-mythomagic I got doctor strangeā¦what is that
Winter poolā¦
Winter Duck
Heck yeah
Taser Pool
I diggš»š»
ROCKET AMERICA
Incredible Raccoon
Star Venom
Behold here she comes:
IRON THANOS
Captain Groot
(I have two parts of my first name, thus two first initials and someone already had the January M combo so I just went with the other one)
Dead Soldier.
Hello, I am Agent Spider.
War Raccoon
IRON ULTRON??
Baby Spider
War Thanos
R O C K E T F A C E
TASER VISION
Baby spooder-
Iron falcon
Star storm sounds good
Baby face
Hi, nice to meet you Iām
B A B Y A M E R I C A
Baby Falcon
Doctor Groot °w°
war panther
Incredible America
(bruh iām not even patriotic)
Taser face??
Incredible face :ā³
War face xD
Nmms xDš
DoctorMan xd
Winter Spider xdxdx
Incredible thanos XāD
Taser vision :VV
taser Soldier :v
The mighty, FEARSOME,
CAPTAIN LORD
wow guess who got lucky and got winter soldier!
A g e n t f a c e
w i n t e rĀ g r o o t ?
STAR FALCON
Baby
S T R A N G E
Incredible Man
Fucking baby lord
me: wants to play multiple instruments, create art, speak multiple languages, etc.
me: lays on the floor face down for an hour instead
what knowing a second language is like
your brain when you donāt need to be using your second language: i am a font of knowledge; no word or grammatical form can escape my grasp!
your brain when you do need to actually know shit: the ancient greek verb forĀ ābecome full of wormsā isĀ į¼ĪŗĪ¶ĻĻομαι and this is the only word you know now
The gods did not breathe the breath of life into us and give us gifts of a shape, a will, and a voice just so we could pay bills and die.
The absolute whirlwind of a Word this post just gave me
i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face
my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?
me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,
āGet a rat and put it in a cage and give it two water bottles. One is just water, and one is water laced with either heroin or cocaine. If you do that, the rat will almost always prefer the drugged water and almost always kill itself very quickly, right, within a couple of weeks. So there you go. Itās our theory of addiction. Bruce comes along in the ā70s and said, āWell, hang on a minute. Weāre putting the rat in an empty cage. Itās got nothing to do. Letās try this a little bit differently.ā So Bruce built Rat Park, and Rat Park is like heaven for rats. Everything your rat about town could want, itās got in Rat Park. Itās got lovely food. Itās got sex. Itās got loads of other rats to be friends with. Itās got loads of colored balls. Everything your rat could want. And theyāve got both the water bottles. Theyāve got the drugged water and the normal water. But hereās the fascinating thing. In Rat Park, they donāt like the drugged water. They hardly use any of it. None of them ever overdose. None of them ever use in a way that looks like compulsion or addiction. Thereās a really interesting human example Iāll tell you about in a minute, but what Bruce says is that shows that both the right-wing and left-wing theories of addiction are wrong. So the right-wing theory is itās a moral failing, youāre a hedonist, you party too hard. The left-wing theory is it takes you over, your brain is hijacked. Bruce says itās not your morality, itās not your brain; itās your cage. Addiction is largely an adaptation to your environment. [ā¦] Weāve created a society where significant numbers of our fellow citizens cannot bear to be present in their lives without being drugged, right? Weāve created a hyperconsumerist, hyperindividualist, isolated world that is, for a lot of people, much more like that first cage than it is like the bonded, connected cages that we need. The opposite of addiction is not sobriety. The opposite of addiction is connection. And our whole society, the engine of our society, is geared towards making us connect with things. If you are not a good consumer capitalist citizen, if youāre spending your time bonding with the people around you and not buying stuffāin fact, we are trained from a very young age to focus our hopes and our dreams and our ambitions on things we can buy and consume. And drug addiction is really a subset of that.ā
ā Johann Hari, Does Capitalism Drive Drug Addiction?
"My next D&D character will be serious, dark, & intense" I repeat to myself as I create a lizardfolk bard named Oxford who specializes in dual-wielding sickles, adaptive camouflage, & putting evildoers to sleep.
A kama-kama, karma coma, comma chameleon, if you will. š
does anyone else w/ adhd think about time passing as like, losing time until the next event likeĀ āoh i only have 30 minutes until i need to leave for workā vsĀ āi have 30 minutes to do what i need to do before i leave for workā? like i constantly feel like iām fighting time passing and getting closer to when iāmĀ āout of timeā is really stressful
well iām supposed to leave to meet my friend at eight pm and itās four now. guess i shouldnāt start anything
*ascending slide whistle*
*descending slide whistle*
*several xylophone notes*
*wet āsplatā noise*
āThere!ā
Š·Š²ŃŠŗŠø ŃŠµŠŗŃа Ń Š¼Š¾ŠµŠ¹ Š½ŠµŃŠ“Š°ŃŠ½Š¾Š¹ женой
Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*
Me: Yo whereās your horribly dense wine Iāve got coin
Merchant: What on earth are you wearing
Me: Itās called pants.
Merchant: I hate that.
Me: *struts up to an Inca temple in bright green sunglasses*
Me: Hey guy of knowing stuff what do you know can I see your dead kings
Ancient Inca man: Are you sent from the gods to annoy me
Me: Nope, Iām doing this for free.
Me: *banging pots and pans in the street in the middle of the Mali empire*
Me: WHEREāS THE SALT???
Random passerby: What is a European doing this far south
Other rando: Yelling about salt apparently.
Me: *walks into the Song Dynasty with a backpack and a hydro flask*
Me: Hey have you guys invented paper money yet?
Woman washing clothes: What are you talking about? Who are you?
Me: *takes a sip of my Ancient Greek wine Iām keeping in my hydro flask* Do you have paper money?
Woman: I suppose?
Me: Sweet. *walks off*
Me: *struts onto a Polynesian canoe in a Star Wars t-shirt*
Me: What do you guys eat on these things? Fish?
Sailor: What the f*ck are you and where did you come from weāre in the middle of the ocean
Me: Can I have that fruit
Sailor: No. Absolutely not.
Me: Fair. *jumps overboard with my hydro flask*
Me: *sitting on top of a building during the beheading of Marie Antoinette*
Me: *pulls a bag of popcorn and some peasant bread out of my backpack*
Roof climbing child: Who are you?
Me: Someone on a roof. *hands them some bread*
Child: Why are you dressed like that?
Me: Because I can.
Me: *arrives home totally plastered*
Friend: You know youāre supposed to water down that kind of wine right
Me: *throws bread at them* It was the Song Dynasty. I was right. Frick you.