“Top of the morning to ya laddies!”
“There’s nobody even in my car! So who you peeping at?”
“Dude, I’m fucking awesome!”
“Mother fuckers! Stay in there!”
“All I know is darkness, ___!”
“Fuck you, needles!! I don’t needle you anymore!!”
“I don’t give a shit about anything. Except CHEESECAKE!”
“Who wrote ‘murf’ on this tree?”
“Is this game broken or something?!”
“You’re gonna fall down and hurt yourself!”
“I only fucked up a little bit!”
“Who are you? Why are you in my room?”
“Go go gadget teddy bear attack!”
“You can call me sugar tits.”
“Here! You look very pretty! Here’s a head of cabbage.”
“Get me down! Gimme down!!”
“What are you talking about you chimpanzee’s ass?!”
“Your book’s name can be ‘I’m a Stupid Bitch!’”
“I’m too fucking scared!”
“Why do I randomly burst into blood sometimes?”
“That’s just sneezing your fucking brains out through your nose-holes…”
“That cat was naked in that car!!”
“___, what are you doing?!”
“Shouldn’t ___ be leading if he/she/they had the [weapon]? What if he/she/they accidentally hits me?”
“I’m losing my fucking mind!!!”
“Slay the innocents, let the streets run cold with blood.”
“No! No! No ya don’t! No ya fuckin’ don’t!”
“This is a bunch of bullshit!”
“Stabbing~ Stabbing! Stabbing a plant to death~”
“Don’t you be doing that to me you bitch!!!”
“Hey! Wake up so I can kill you!!”
“I was getting fucked up by a flower there for a second.”
“Did you just fart at me?!”
“Just call me Eggs Benedict from now on.”
“Also,I should point out that I’m still kind of sick.”
“I was singing to get rid of the tension…”
“I can hear my stomach grumbling because I’m really fucking hungry.”
“Well aren’t I lucky that you’re blind as fuck!”
“Am I wearing fucking salami on my feet?!”
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