Like Marbles Being Thrown Against A Mirror

Jasmine, She/Her, 30. Back on tumblr with twitter's death, can also be found on bluesky (@JasmineRGB) current obsessions: dropout.tv, the locked tomb, hollow knight, hades always obsessions: the mountain goats, critical role, pokemon, wh40k

[tboytummmy]

Ocean date

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[jasminergblights]

Bear Lore @alasse-irena

[katlovesshrimps]

shes being SO BRAVE on injection day everyone say "good job clifford"

[jasminergblights]

😭💖 good job clifford!!!

[rain-44]

The embrace that feels like home

[whizpurr]

[jasminergblights]

@alasse-irena friends for you

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[sugaldean]

I know it feels like a lot but I really believe we can do it 20k notes per day isn’t that hard to do?

[chasm-side]

My therapist, who specializes in adults with ADHD, recently told me that all of her clients need a three day crashout period after a big life change. Finish the semester? Crashout. Change jobs? Crashout. Go on a really cool, really relaxing vacation? Crashout the moment you get home.

It's true of literally all of her clients. She works with a lot of them to put systems in place so that their crashouts are only three days. This includes the high-powered execs who travel regularly for work. It does not matter how successful or high functioning they are - they have ADHD, and a crashout is just part of the process of living with it.

I'm sharing this with all you ADHD friends out there, just in case you (like me) start shaming yourself if your crashout lasts more than one day. It turns out three days is kind of the best case scenario. Be kind to yourselves!

[jasminergblights]

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[titsay]

[tlirsgender]

My most socially disabling Too Woke thing is noticing how men won't get the fuck out of your way. Like it doesn't even occur to them that they can move out of your fucking way. I need to start letting them just walk directly into me and pushing their chairs so I can quite literally sit at the table etc. This isn't a metaphor I had that second one happen the other day

[tlirsgender]

I will be at the function where everyone's sitting in a circle and there will be a man sitting directly in front of me for no fucking reason so I'm literally physically kind of pushed off to the side. And I'm expected to not start killing them about it

[jasminergblights]

This has been one of the "oh i guess I pass now" things about transitioning - where previously only exceptionally rude men would stay in my path, now only exceptionally polite ones get out of the way.

I enjoy bringing it up in conversation because cis men always have their minds blown and everyone else is like "yeah makes sense"

[dlaserart]

I might come back to this laterrr but HJ and LaVonte homoerotic couch moment

[jasminergblights]

YESSSS GOOD.

Lou and Beardsley are on some absolute next level toxic yaoi nonsense this season and this piece captures the vibes perfectly.

[txttletale]

at some point it became a very common talking point that science fiction and fantasy ought to Represent Trans People and that exploring Weird Gender Shit without also depicting characters who are legibly transgender in Normal Ways is passé. and honestlyyyy i don't care give me a hundred more male characters possessed by female ghosts or nonbinary robots or whatever. literally what is the point of the scifi fantasy genre if you cannot connect to the fantastical

[txttletale]

if i wanted to read about people being transgender without a wizard being involved i would open my tumblr dash. Representation will kill the reader she needs a guy who accidentally downloaded the memories of a woman on the CyberLine and can't tell them apart from his own to live

[jasminergblights]

This is like, half of Charles Stross' body of work.

[eyesfullofsttars]

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( I want to kiss her so bad )

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[worstgirleva]

story has sexy women: "this was made for perverts"

story has cute women: "this was made for pedophiles"

story has men: "FINALLY something made for women"

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[jasminergblights]

@alasse-irena

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Could your top two girl blorbos handle a long journey with each other?

Yes, and it would probably shenanigans free

Yes, lots of shenanigans, detours and vehicle changes but they can handle it

Sort of, it depends

No, they are never getting to their destination

Other/nuance

Voting ended onMay 16

[jasminergblights]

Vi Arcane x Willow BTVS would be a very funny road trip and uhhhh *thinks about The Implications and gets so horny I pass out*

[coldbrewpup]

"egg prime directive" is transmisogynistic bullshit don't @ me i don't care

[jasminergblights]

1000% like there is literally no good reason why you shouldn't (politely) ask someone if they've considered their gender identity/offer them some gnc clothes/encourage them to explore different styles of presentation - if they're cis it'll be water off a ducks back and if they're trans it might genuinely save their life.

[cloudabserk]

really funny to meet a genderless alien and make them your gender out of convenience and then fall in love and now you’re gay. you made yourself be gay.