I'm Going To Give You The Choice I Never Had

Hey I'm Gio, I’m 23, and I never fuckin learned how to read | gay as heck | Chicana and proud 🇲🇽✨

[mysharona1987]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[brucietales]

IMAX????

[textmessagepolicy]

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

[restingwelll]

Every time I’ve seen Skweezy Jibbs he’s completing some obscure side quest and being based as hell about it

[honeygordo]

just got jumpscared at work today

[honeygordo]

it was the bonus level in the green hill zone in sonic mania

[pussypopstar]

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

[deadbeatmaker]

an old drunk man told me to enjoy my life and have fun because I’m only 24 and I have so many years and so much life ahead of me and then he went “and you know what? in ten years when you’re 34 you’ll still be young and have your whole life ahead of you” and it was really comforting to me

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[rabid-zebra]

[easel-eisel]

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

[cheeky-orchid]

Essential worker during covid

[4x01]

i totally understand why op made this unrebloggable but it Did change my whole life

[jessebloom]

[zazagundam]

[moonlightandmarble]

[cryptotheism]

Arrested again. As if it's my fault cop guns keep doing the chef boyardee can thing to me

[cosmonautroger]

colors

[sugarplumfuckwit]

Color theory is a real sumbitch

[cassia-c]

[nem23]