Crab Aficionado

jau/dani | 29 | she/they | bi grey-ace ttrpgs | ffxiv | arknights | pokemon | etc. watch #reflectionTTRPG

[tatangadragon]

can't stop thinking about this holly clip

[melynnwaters]

she's such a fucking icon for this tbh

[normal-horoscopes]

[demilypyro]

penis butter cup

[demilypyro]

penis therian

[ip2lb]

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Dragon tamer philosophy

[rontra]

Persona failteacher yuri, comic #39: i'll take responsibility! [AU masterpost] ([bsky feed] / [webcomic studio])

hi again. me again. yeah uh Them

this one's so close to the previous post i dont even have anything to say in the caption. uhm. i jotted this scene down in my notes in march so this one goes out to my past self for making sure to actually write it down for once 🫡

let's not worry about volleyball for at least like another week. its spring break 😤

considering the contents of this one i almost put the title as "kyoto part 4" as a gag

[pixeljade]

more than anything i want a world where a trans girl realizing she is a trans girl faces zero fear from that realization and subsequent coming out. Where she can say "Oh sweet, I can just be a girl? Sign me up!", no worrying if shes girl enough, no worrying if society will accept her, no worrying if she'll be an attractive girl as she transitions, no worrying at all in any way shape or form.

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.

[rontra]

Persona failteacher yuri, comic #38: aaand misery loves company [AU masterpost] [bsky feed]

this took 5ever because things kept happening. i drew parts of this with an infected finger. i can't even begin

AND THEN ITS SECRETLY A CHOUNO EPISODE? well thats okay i like her :)

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[transfemsupersonic]

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

[holoprisms]

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

[freebagels]

[parkayquarts]

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

[parkayquarts]

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

[parkayquarts]

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[jay-is-loading]

I'm going to be thinking about this image for WEEKS

[perse-art]

100% genuine mouse leather

The Original

PENIS

MYSTERY

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[ghostdaartist]

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations