✩ilenissu✩

|| he/him || anxious writer with no self control or respect ||

[ilenissu]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Here's the first chapter of my new fic - Forget Me Not.

If you like lovers to enemies this is for you.

[jawnloxk]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Jaskier didn’t mean to hurt anyone. Not ever, and most definitely not then, when he was writing his next hit song. The piece was meant for a single person, and that person only. Something about it didn’t make sense to him, but he didn’t care. He needed to let his feelings out, tell the world how badly he’d been hurting - show them the true feelings of their favourite bard. And so he began writing. With every word he wrote, he grew more and more tired of it. The song, or rather performing it, would be the death of him. He held the pen, gripping it tight, and kept on writing. Even when he was out of breath, he kept on going. His bloodshot eyes were stinging like crazy, as he reread the words he’d already finished writing. His fingers traced the curve of his lute. He had to admit he always liked the smoothness of its sides. Even then, in a minimalistic flat he had booked for the night. The beautiful instrument showered in the moonlight, giving out an ethereal aura. Jaskier held his muse close. He needed the feeling of his skin against the strings. He began strumming. “I hear you’re alive, how disappointing…” He sang quietly.

[jawnloxk]

Just a friendly reminder that the amount of words you've written in a day does not mean anything. It doesn't determine whether you're a good or bad writer.

You can write 100 words today, 400 tomorrow, 10000 in a few days.

Give yourself a break, don't force it.

[jawnloxk]

Finally finished - mystrade fanfiction

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[jawnloxk]

Why don't you remember? Don't you remember? The reason you loved me before Baby, please remember me once more

-lokius ep. 6

[existential-queeer]

Sylvie: "I'm going to enchant it"

Loki:

[mestruazioni]

is this not what happened

[swedenis-h]

I can’t explain this one, fellas.

[jawnloxk]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 3 of 4 is out on AO3 now! 

Summary: Mycroft Holmes didn't know he'd find himself in awe of Detective Inspector Lestrade the first time they saw each other. Neither did he know he was going to wake up in the other's arms one morning, knowing that said Inspector was in fact all his. That moment changed him forever. Greg Lestrade didn't think he'd fall in love with a posh arsehole hiding behind a mask of 'I hate every living and breathing person on this planet'. Neither did he predict finding himself completely dependent on the other. The night that came after changed him forever.

Highlight: “Well, hello. How was work?” Greg hummed, all the previous stress immediately fading.

“Quite good. Or, should I say, as good as it could be, given my position.”

“You mean ‘shit’, don’t you.”

“Quite so.”

The two exchanged amused looks, before they both sat at the table.

“Whatever it is, it looks delicious,” Holmes commented, his lips curling into a soft smile.

“The ‘whatever it is’ gave you away, darling.” Greg noted.

“In my defence, I don’t know what that is.”

“A lasagna. Haven’t you read the Garfield comics as a kid?”

“The what comics?”

Greg fell silent for a moment. Seconds later, he cleared his throat, and shook his head violently. “That’s child abuse.”

“Excuse me?”

“What did you watch? Read? What was your go-to cartoon when you were little?”

“I don’t know how that’s important-”

“You don’t know Garfield, this is a matter of great importance. Life and death situation.” He murmured, a serious glare on his face.

[mxlcncholy]

Some Lokius headcanons:

- when they sleep together in bed, mobius has to take the left side and loki the right

- mobius got his hands on a few cooking magazines and somehow learnt to cook and just makes breakfast for loki every morning

- mobius has a whole collection of movies from midgard in his apartment, and he has quite a number under the horror genre. when he and loki watch horror movies together mobius acts tough but deep down is really scared but loki sees through him and cuddles with him

- the second time they kissed loki took a stack of books and placed it before mobius

"whats it for?"

"for you to stand on."

since then loki always teased mobius on their height difference

- mobius has a car and he would always take loki for a drive, but when loki gets bored of mobius' careful driving he would switch places with mobius and earn them three speeding tickets

i was bored might post more later these are pretty fun

[memories]

#jawnloxk and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by nio-bee-um

[howldean]

@jawnloxk BUT IT’S RIGHT BABE

[leninthesixth]

you people are insane

[cor-ardens-archive]

tumblr is really reinventing the hayes code over here

[edgebug]

if this person thinks that having sex is emotionally comparable to taking a shit then they either need to have better sex or take worse shits

[bauliya]

“take worse shits” i can never leave this site ever

[rinadragomir]

You're being murdered. You look the killer in the eye & your last words are the last text you sent:

Kinda funny

[pussyverson]

Pay me back it is for ayooto (help in Italian)

Hmmm interesting

@omgkatinka @cavillsharman @fallenangelbb @killjoy-assbutt-1112 @wolvesandhoundshowltogether @k-deja-s

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

Well😂😂 same

Ok... What😳

@littlefreya @christhickevans @nuggsmum @thelastsock @the-soot-sprite @iloveyouyen @zealoushound @oh-for-fic-sake @blakerogue @wolvesandhoundshowltogether

[littlefreya]

“I love you so fucking much 😭”

Makes sense

Tagging: @blavikennbutcher @blakerogue @sillyrabbit81 @the-soot-sprite @wolvesandhoundshowltogether @viking-raider @sapphirescrolls @angryschnauzer @angrythingstarlight

[viking-raider]

I'll have to check it out!

@wondersofdreaming @the-soot-sprite @mary-ann84 @omgkatinka @oh-for-fic-sake-recblog @henrys-little-princess @demivampirew @mrsaugustwalker @badassbaker @henryobsessed @daydreaming-in-letters @fallenangelbb@winter2112rose

[omgkatinka]

That elegance!

@keanureevesisbae @diegos-butt @scaryrabbit @nashibirne

[keanureevesisbae]

I think you’re cute 🤗

@diegos-butt @cherry-gemz @crazybutconfidentaf @thelastsock @christhickevans @toomanystoriessolittletime

[cherry-gemz]

Doesn't matter whatever u want 💀

@a-little-counter-esperanto @theycallmebecca @chuckbass-love

[theycallmebecca]

“But instead I went with the manly nomad!Steve”

Hahahahaha 🤣

(Also the temptation to send a ridiculous question to the first person I’m about to tag for the sole purpose of them having to put their answer here is very strong…. But I’m resisting.)

@nomadicpixel @jobean12-blog @marvelgirl7 @godofplumsandthunder and anyone else who wants to play along

[nomadicpixel]

I should not have thrown down with @theycallmebecca.

“I don’t want to be something that could break. And I definitely don’t want to be something that’s going to be touched by icky germy hands. Assuming I have to be touched by 100 different people , I would say the outward facing door handle of an operating room. At least I’d be clean.”

Lesson learned, Becca. Lesson learned. Tagging @itsjustmelainey, @eurynome827 , @just-add-butter , @jtargaryen18 and anyone else who wants to jump in (seriously, don’t be shy).

[itsjustmelainey]

I love this! 🤣 thank you so much for the tag lovely @nomadicpixel 🤍

You look like you haven’t slept for years.

Tagging: @goaskbarnes @lavenderlover9 @ladyfallonavenger @book-dragon-13 @coffeebooksandfandom @jobean12-blog @eurynome827 and anyone else that wants to join in!

[coffeebooksandfandom]

@itsjustmelainey why are you calling me out like that? 🤣🤣🤣 Just to cover my ass I won't post what my actually last text was since it was to a client and I don't want it biting me in the ass EVER even though it was a good one, so I'll post the one to my friend,

Et tu, Brute?

Tagging: @fallinforevans @chrissquares @chuckbass-love @capsiclecevans @stargazingfangirl18 @donutloverxo @notyetneedcoffee @hotdamnhunnam @sweeterthanthis @jensengirl83 @just-one-ordinary-fangirl @bolontiku @whiskey-cokenfanfic @jobean12-blog @syven-siren

[sippingon-whiskeyncoke]

Lmao @coffeebooksandfandom this is hilarious

Mine is: OMG it's awful, I love it!

Tagging: @thegetawaywriter @bajantaurus @afriendlyblackhottie @liquorlaughslove @sopranomaestra93 @mariahthelioness29 @cab0930 @imanuglywombat

[afriendlyblackhottie]

Mine is: Suck my dick

Hahahahahahahahha

Tagging: @olyvoyl @boxofbonesfic @bajantaurus @lokiscollar @the-iceni-bitch

[the-iceni-bitch]

Mine is: My ass looks fantastic

Which, like, I sound so cocky 😂

Tagging: @msmarvelwrites @sweeterthanthis @starlightcrystalline @cockslut-padalecki @babyboibucky @babiiface95

[sweeterthanthis]

I'm going by the text I'd just sent to @msmarvelwrites when I got the tag from @coffeebooksandfandom for this. And that was:

Honestly I'm just trying to suck his dick in my head when I watch this scene.

God bless CA: TWS 🥰 and thank you for the tag @the-iceni-bitch 💜

Tagging anyone who wants to play 💕

[msmarvelwrites]

“I want to choke on his balls.”

Welp, it’s not secret I’m a whore I guess.

Tagging: @navybrat817 @gogolucky13 @lookiamtrying @loonyloopylupxn @bemine-bucky @mickey-henry @whateveriwant

[chokemewanda]

Well, there goes my plausible deniability. See you in court, asshole 🤷‍♀️

My brother got locked out and had to break in to the house 😂😂

Tagging : @jurassicbarnes @ritesofreverie @river-soul @buckyblues @falsegodmarvel

[inredunderlinedx]

Alrighty that’s what I thought too but I was just double checking thanks

Why am I imagining being told why I’m being murdered then this was my reaction.

@battlenix @invisibleanonymousmonsters @kimberly-spirits13 @karyn-the-snake @nuggiesyum @stephanieromanoff

[urlocalpari]

YAY !! FINALLY !!

[very accurate last words also the ones i texted my brother when he told me my books were here dinfunsue]

@le-green-lion @pricetagofficial @wonderlandifulcat @amurderofcrowsinatrenchcoat @secretsandwriting

[wonderlandifulcat]

Thank You!!!

Well then...

(Also, Is it ironic this message was sent to the person who tagged me? @battlenix)

@amurderofcrowsinatrenchcoat @things-my-gen-z-friends-say @ anyone who wants to do this because it's 34 degrees celcius outside and ,y brain is fried from the heat.

[cconsummatumestt]

BEING ATTRACTED TO MOTHMAN DOESN’T MAKE ME A FURRY YOU FUCKING WHORE

Um. I have no explanation for this.

@nio-bee-um @consultingcriminal @detective4blog @i-owe-you-sniperxconsultant @snugglyducklingbrewhouse @satan-incarnate-666 @kurt-nightcrawler @literallyanyoneelsewhowantsto

[howldean]

YES!!! YOU GO YOU DELIGHTFULLY TRICKEY BOI!!! the chaotic pan poly whore vibes are impeccable

i- I was talking to a friend about my love of Gabriel but okay murderer go off i guess @insertmeaningfulusername @unleashthemotherfuckingbats @jawnloxk @YOU YES YOU

[jawnloxk]

Okay, but that's homophobic.

I was talking about Steven Moffat-

@anyone I can't ever tag anyone im sorry

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

[uvindi]

sent you where

[bread-of-death]

To Walmart

[jawnloxk]

this is one of those threads that I need to reblog for future purposes.

[consultingcriminal-deactivated2]

OK SO GUYS LISTEN TO THIS

Me, @nio-bee-um Nio/Felix/Bee @detective4blog Rayx @deadtaco15 Felix Jr. @amurderofcrowsinatrenchcoat Crow/Moth AND ALL THE LOVELY MUTCHUALS whose roles shall not be revealed for plot reasons

ALL OF US, YEAR 2003-ISH, TRAVELING WITH THE IMPALA OR THE JOHN VAN, THESE BEAUTIES:

ACROSS THE USA AND HUNTING MONSTERS OR AS I'D LIKE TO CALL IT THE CRAZIEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL DAYDREAM I'VE EVER HAD OMGG GUYS

WE WOULD GO ON SUCH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND OF COURSE KARAOKE, THE BEST OF ROCK FROM 70S, 80S, 90S, DOING RESEARCH WITH OLD TECH BECAUSE THE AESTHETIC OF THOSE YEARS IS JUST-

ALSO US ALL AFTER A TIRING WEEK OF NO MONSTERS JUST LYING ON A FIELD AT NIGHT AND STARGAZING AND TELLING STORIES AND DRINKING BEER OR IDK WHATEVER SUITS YOU

THE CHAOS, THE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL CHAOS, LIKE A NEVERENDING ROAD TRIP, HUNTING PEOPLE, SAVING THINGS THE FOUND FAMILY BUSINESS.

AND FRAUD WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER LIKE VIVA LA CRIME, ALSO AFTER A MONSTER HUNT WE ALL ARE EXHAUSTED AND SLEEP IN THE CAR VERY UNCOMFORTABLY BUT THE FOUND FAMILY TROPE IS JUST TOO-

ALSO TAKING THE TIME OFF TO GO TO CONCERTS, WE COULD GO TO ALL THOSE MCR CONCERTS AND MUCH MORE I- AND BY THE WAY ALL THE MONSTRE HUNTING GUNS!!!

OK PEOPLE SO THE IDEAS FOR THE ROLES WERE LIKE:

GUN EXPERT- CROW/MOTH YOU'D BE AMAZING WITH ALL TYPES OF STUFF AND WHAT TYPE OF CREATURE TO USE IT ON

RESEARCH EXPERT- ME BECAUSE HELL I LOVE PIRATING MOVIES AN STUFF

THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN DRIVE- NIOBIUM FELIX CHERIK MORMOR WHY

THE ONE WHO KEEPS PPL TOGETHER- RAYX AM LOOKING AT YOU

THE ONE THAT WE ALL WOULD PROTECT WITH OUR LIVES- FELIX JR.

I AM GOING INSANE DAYDREAMING OF US GOING SNEAKING INTO LIBRARIES AND CEMETERIES AND BURNING UP GRAVES AND STEALING BOOKS FOR RESEARCH AND MOVIE NIGHTS ON MOTELS AND WATCHING SCOOBY DO ESPECIALLY

*FRIENDS THEME IN THE BACKGROUND*

...wait wait wait bring the beat back

So umm what if Discord RP server... jk... unless...

[howldean]

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE-

BUT YES YES YES TO ALL OF IT!!!

I CAN BE THE BIG BROTHER SUPPLIES GUY- MAKING SURE YOU ALL GET SLEEP, STOCKING UP ON PEANUT BUTTER AND ROAD SNACKS (ACTUALLY COOKING A FUCKING MEAL FOR ONCE) AND OBTAINING A SHIT-TON OF SALT

@satan-incarnate-666 CROW IS COMING TO BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY CORVIDS, SMART FELLAS THAT THEY ARE!!

AND BE YOUR MUSIC GUY, I WILL TAKE REQUESTS

also @jawnloxk is coming with us because he's a literal witch and actually knows shit I guess (he's not active on tumblr rn though)

[jawnloxk]

I'm back on the road again, chuckles. And yes, sure, I'll grab my book of shadows, my deities and make y'all amulets.

And also good morning to @nio-bee-um's moots (long time no see, jerk) - it's a pleasure to meet you all

[jawnloxk]

Weekly update on ashu's life!

Because it's my blog and I can do whatever I wish.

So, first of all:

W R I T I N G

current wip and word count: the wip is titled Turning Page on AO3 and 'the one where one of them dies and the other one is really sad and I can listen to another love by tom odell' in my folder. The word count is 42786 at the moment.

new wip I've started: Officially it's untitled. Unofficially it's called 'i'm gonna write a book about gay villains' and I've already finished the prologue.

S E R I E S

Currently rewatching: Supernatural for the second time - S5E4 Sherlock for the seventh time (this is not funny anymore) - S4E1

New series I'm currently watching: Hannibal - S1E8 Riviera - S3E3 Good Omens - haven't started The Night Manager - haven't started

Series I've recently finished: Wandavision The Falcon And The Winter Soldier The Walking Dead - waiting for season 11

[jawnloxk]

Mystrade Fic Update!

Summary: Mycroft Holmes didn't know he'd find himself in awe of Detective Inspector Lestrade the first time they saw each other. Neither did he know he was going to wake up in the other's arms one morning, knowing that said Inspector was in fact all his. That moment changed him forever.

Greg Lestrade didn't think he'd fall in love with a posh arsehole hiding behind a mask of 'I hate every living and breathing person on this planet'. Neither did he predict finding himself completely dependent on the other. The night that came after changed him forever.

Read here: Turning Page - Chapter 1 - Ileniss - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]