The Lock Screen of the device you’re on right now is your therapist, how is it?
good
great
My trauma is cured!!!!
Oh no
Oh please no
*screams in fear*
Neutral
Claire Keane

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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blake kathryn

JVL
hello vonnie
Mike Driver
AnasAbdin
noise dept.

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Sade Olutola
Keni
One Nice Bug Per Day
Show & Tell
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Andulka
DEAR READER

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@jaxsbox
The Lock Screen of the device you’re on right now is your therapist, how is it?
good
great
My trauma is cured!!!!
Oh no
Oh please no
*screams in fear*
Neutral
I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble
Just saw a poll about school hours and I noticed that nobody specified the hours for Wednesdays (as they're half days), so I started wondering if Wednesday being a half day is not a universal experience...
Did your school have half days?
Yes, half days every Wednesday
Yes, half days on another weekday
No :( ('and I wish we had that')
No :) ('and I'm glad we didn't have that')
Nuanced
A recent convo I had about how Finnish people tend to hug way less than some other cultures do, made me wonder how common hugs actually are in different cultures. So, help a lad out and tell me when was the last time you were hugged? (like, properly, not one of those "blink and you miss it" one-arm-over-the shoulder deals).
Please choose the option closest to your situation.
When was the last time you were hugged?
today
this week
this month
half a year ago
over a year ago
over 5 years ago
over 10 years ago or longer
(Also would be neat if folks would reblog and mention in tags where do they hail from, since that was sorta the point sparking this poll in the first place)
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
"i dont dislike taylor swift as a person, i just think her music is not that good" well i hate her as well. why the fuck am i biking everywhere and taking trains and walking two hours if she produces two tons of co2 emissions for a 15min flight. fuck her
i dont wanna get killed
I'm at the train station, headed home and I'm getting unreasonably emotional about the pigeons here. I don't have the extra cash to get food so I can't even give them anything and seeing them in the state they are in is making me sad. They were our companions. And we dumped them. And now their descendants are treated as nothing more than a common pest and they're usually either missing legs or eyes but they look up at me with such innocence in their eyes. I'm trying not to cry but it's getting harder the more I look at them.
Can you sing a song/theme tune in a language other than your native language?
Yes - the song is in English
Yes - the song is in Latin
Yes - the song is in Japanese
Yes - other language and it appeared on eurovision (please tell!)
Yes - other langauge and it wasn't on eurovision (please tell!)
Multiple options apply (tell us which ones)
No
See results
Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic
I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower
And then the wizard transes your gender for $500 in his basement
So I resently saw this post: https://www.tumblr.com/bowelfly/746535166780063744/try-it-i-fucking-dare-you
I have a feeling its a larva of some sorts... but I don't know of what. A fly? A beetle? A BUTTERFLY?
What does it eat?! How does it eat? Those pincers look unusable...
it's an antlion!
they DO eat ants, but the name is a bit of a misnomer- they really should have been called something like ant-pitfall. or maybe ant-sarlacc.
it'll make sense in a sec, promise
see, they do this:
most of the time, the pincers are the only part of them that actually sits above the ground! the rest of them is buried at the bottom of a steep pit they dig that ants and other small insects just kind of helplessly tumble into constantly in a very warner-brothers fashion.
*BLOING! BLOING! BLOING! YEEE-OOOOWTCH!*
so, yeah. they just spend all their larva time being an insect-centered horror movie monster, until they pupate.
and then they turn into these!
yeah. ant-lions are baby lacewings.
you really CAN'T make this shit up, and that's wonderful.
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
ITS TIME
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
ITS MARCH , 2018.
ITS TIME
I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.
Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…
it’s time.
Time
INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
Streaming companies are the landlords of media. You will rent in perpetuity, and never actually own anything.
✨🏴☠️ PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY. PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY 🏴☠️✨
1. Download Firefox
2. Add the following extensions: uBlock Origin, AdBlocker Ultimate, Privacy Badger, Privacy Possum, minerBlock (ClearURLs and Don’t track me Google also recommended but not necessary for this)
3. Go forth brave soldier
fine. fine. fine. here it is. DON’T watch this
shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.