jay-picklensprinkles

So I'mma post whatever the fuck I want. Also get off my dick.

[teathattast]

[gorps]

Hey everyone how’s ur day im in traffic bc a fucking plane crashed on the freeway

[gorps]

Average day on a california freeway

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

is. that a Luftwaffe plane??

[kkoongie]

It sure is!

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

I could watch this all day.

[somecutething]

What are they doing!? 😂😂

[taragrimface]

the ritual

[sighinastorm]

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

Duck duck goose

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[cntnd]

It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is completely legit. They already pay people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine compilations.. I’m truly living in 3018 y’all

[nircotine]

This is it… I’ve finally found it.. MY DREAM JOB

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

[collegehackable]

As a broke student who sometimes has sleep for dinner, Nielsen is amazing and I completely vouch for them. To maximize your earnings, you should definitely sign up on your computer and mobile devices since you’ll get paid for each device that you connect. Also, Nielsen gives away $10,000 each month! For each device you keep their app installed on, you’ll get entered once into the sweepstakes. The top prize earners both take home $1,000 and 400 people win cash prizes.

[besottedmoon]

do it ya bitch earned $50 already

[jehovahhthickness]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Man: “Lesbians are ugly.”

Lesbians who could give a rat’s ass about being attractive based on the heterosexual male standard of beauty:

[closet-keys]

[id: still frame of a butch woman saying “Oh, you got me.”]

[0101101101]

[excima]

@tomfordvelvetorchid

[homo-ousios]

turn the sound on for the love of god

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Out of Tune - win cash by guessing songs

Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Ball Gates - it’s surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates

Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions 

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Impossible Bottle Flip - mindlessly addicting

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Twenty48 Solitaire - put your sexy math skills to the test

Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Pick The Gold - find the gold and diamonds!

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[kathaynesart]

Total party wipe in my DnD game the other night. Damn op kittens.

[sushinfood]

The only time a TPK is desired.

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[mylifewithfel]

storm elemental it is

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

[greater-than-the-sword]

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

[toadschooled]

[tooiconic]

The look on the red toad’s fucking face I can’t breathe

[pussylightlytoasted]

ITS ABOUT TO BE A WHAT

TOAD FIGHT

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Out of Tune - win cash by guessing songs

Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Ball Gates - it’s surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates

Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions 

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Impossible Bottle Flip - mindlessly addicting

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Twenty48 Solitaire - put your sexy math skills to the test

Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Pick The Gold - find the gold and diamonds!

Abra - deposit $5, get $25 free in bitcoin

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[catchymemes]

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

[audrey-hepbae]

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 

[ichbinangst]