Andromeda

| Too busy reading conspiracy theories |

[catcrumb]

[mimblex]

My brain is full of tiny fish

[guooey]

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

[guooey]

Actually you are so right.......

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

[afrosarah]

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I can’t stop thinking about this

[happyheidi]

Black cats ♡

via blackcattrails

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[sqbr]

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

[elvencantation]

additions from the og artist (credit)

[scientia-rex]

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

[sygol]

i think my favorite response to a complaint about someone is "we should kill them"

[catasters]

[deafmic]

I miss when the big boat was stuck

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

do not. sell my husband to one direction.

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[blueelectivire]

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

[pcktknife]

i would've made for such a good fucking cat life's so unfair

[peitalo]

sense(less) of self

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

[lunosphere]

cats by tetsuo takahara (i)

[ijaazat]

this is insane (talking about normal things happening)

[camilicy]

Would u buy his tangerines ? 🍊