i forgot i was a pjo blog

val🐈34🐈russia🐈mixed🐈doctor strange, jojo, ducktales, stardew valley🐈TERFS DNI🐈

[jayjay-graceless]

yeah im def remaking this blog

[snapsicle]

heres my superhero idea: guy who’s pretty much normal, but is immune to anyone with superpowers. if supervillains try to attack him, he’s immune to their powers. if supervillains with powers try to punch him he’s immune. what he’s not immune to, though, is getting regular beaten up by a completely normal man

[lunagaron]

Video games with male/female protagonists you choose are always like. Here is the girl. She is very cute with her cute little outfit!!!! love her so much 🥰 she boutta do some adventuring!!! Here is guy. He cannot dress himself.

[lunagaron]

case in point

[barricorn]

to be fair, the clothes on the girl dont really.. uhh… look that good either i think ur just gay op

[queensnarf]

Op is so bold for assuming any of the trainers in Pokemon know how to dress themselves

[lunagaron]

[eternal-fractal]

don’t even fucking try to come for these two. you look at these lit motherfuckers and try to tell them they have bad fashion sense

[lunagaron]

These ones are actually my favourite of all time Hilda and Hilbert pass the vibe check

[catchymemes]

Credit: @ThinkAnneThink

[thealphaaxolotl]

Animal Crossing is supposed to be a soothing game but the self hatred I feel when I fuck up catching a fish is unreal

[curlycutiepetunia-deactivated20]

YES!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩

🎵HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE!!!!!🎵

[birdsandbirds]

More “Andrea holding birds while wearing a purple hat!”

Look at this giant trumpeter swan baby!

[ruffboi-mags]

BABY????

[kedreeva]

I feel like people who haven't been up close to swans don't really understand how fuckoff big they are.

Your big-end male Canada geese max out at around 14lbs. Your big-end male swans weigh in at over 30. Trumpeter swan adults have completely black bills, black feet, and are a bit more white than this. They're also one of the bigger species.

Anyway there's a reason swans have killed people and geese haven't. They're really fucking big.

[thedapperbastard]

twenty minutes into prog rock and chill and he gives you this look

[19thperson]

Only after one song, dude? Have some patience.

[gahdamnpunk]

Reblog to save a life!!

[greywouldbethecolour]

Middle aged rockstar: *does anything*

Me: Yass boo, you do you xx look at my man being all cute

[nationwidedornermoment]

[nationwidedornermoment]

[renthony]

Eat. Your. Landlord.

[scottishwobbly]

If anyone knows who that landlord is he would lose his licence from the local authority to lease out his property for threatening to share private information (a tenant's full name)

[katamarei]

animal crossing really got me like "oh boy I can't wait to wake up tomorrow :)"

[howls-tiddy-castle-deactivated2]

Blathers: Hideous ugly bug. Foul. Absolutely repulsive. Anyway I'm going to lovingly care for this ugly ugly creature. Please bring me more. Thank you. Yuck.

[mjrtaurus]

A Till Concept:

Calm

Alert

[bookshelfdreams]

idk who needs to hear this but nurses who work 16hr shifts aren’t heroes. they’re horrifically exploited workers& they don’t need thanks or applause, they need more colleagues and better labour protection

[bonespugsnharmony]

As a nurse I will say that it’s sad and has been a rude awakening to know that in times of widespread hardship, people will expect you to put your life on the line- and anyone you love and interact with- just to make up for the government and medical field’s greed. We have little staff, either because people are sick or just afraid to come in due to the fear of getting sick. We have little to no protective gear. The ONE face mask they give us per shift doesn’t do CRAP! Administration is no help for us on the actual field and these hospitals are trying to cover up new cases of COVID-19 to hide the fact that their “protection” for staff and patients is inadequate. This week alone, two of my patients have been confirmed cases and 3 medical staff have been confirmed too. It’s not heroic to see your fellow colleagues catch a deadly virus. It’s not fun to see young people my age, OR ANY AGE FOR THAT MATTER, be on a damn ventilator. IT’S TRAUMATIZING! And to think there are people who aren’t taking this seriously still!

[meshkol]

i feel this on every level. two of my co-workers tested positive, i’m seeing healthcare professionals in all the areas i’m operating coming down with it, my mother and high-risk father are both showing symptoms thousands of kilometres away from me and the rest of their family but can’t get tests because there’s a shortage, i’m constantly at risk because i haven’t ppe to cover my shifts properly, and it’s all because people are 1) not staying at home because they don’t give a fuck about it/think it’s all a big overblown hoax; 2) not staying at home because they have to work to pay their bills even if they’re sick; or 3) are already sick despite staying at home because of the long incubation period of SARS-CoV-2 and it’s only just now presenting.

we need governments around the globe to take this seriously. we need bill freezes. we need universal healthcare, even if it’s just for a few months. we need ppe in the medical community. we need ventilators, blood donations, and beds. we need makeshift hospitals. we need food and saline and sanitation/cleaning supplies. we need manning. we need more testing kits for fuck’s sake.

and we need all of this now, so people stay at home and the rest of us can do our jobs protecting you.

this isn’t a joke. it’s not funny. it’s not a hoax. it’s not an ‘old people lulz sorry boomers’ problem. this is a major health crisis, and we are losing this fight because of politics and capitalism.

just you wait, if this keeps up and it gets even more terminal than it already is, there’s going to be a general strike, not just in america but all around the world. and for all of you people who will inevitably scream “WhY wOuLd YoU dO tHaT iT’s A pAnDeMiC aNd YoU hAvE tO wOrK tHE hOsPiTaLs WhAt If I gEt SiCk?!?!?!?!1?”, all i can say is can you fucking blame us? it’s like the safety briefings you get on an aeroplane that all of you karen’s ignore: you put on your own oxygen mask before you assist others. why? because we have to protect ourselves first, because if we’re all sick, then who in the fuck is going to take care of you? and right now, we can’t take care of ourselves because we have no ppe, let alone enough life-saving ventilators and testing kits.

call your representatives. donate money if you can to reputable charities. call your representatives. donate blood if you’re healthy through the red cross. call your representatives. volunteer or donate to local food banks. call your fucking representatives and tear them a new arsehole.

[sunflower-cane]

Include disabled people in your body positivity

Include bald disabled people who lost their hair to their illness

Include disabled people who pick at their skin, scars, scabs and all

Include disabled people with ostomy bags

Include disabled people with canes, wheelchairs and other mobility aids

Include disabled people with loose skin, dark spots on their skin or are “sickly” pale due to their illness.

Include disabled people with missing limbs, with hearing aids,with wires and tubes that are connected to their bodies, with scars from surgery.

Include disabled people who are overweight, underweight, include disabled people who have rashes and blisters and skin issues that wont go away.

Include disabled people with different looking limbs, with tumors, with lumps and bumps that wont go away.

Include people with insomnia that have constant eyebags, include people with anxiety and other illnesses that make them pull at their skin/hair/body and leave bruises and bald spots and so on.

Theres so many more but thats all i can think of- include us. We are here. We deserve to been seen and hears.

[grayblebayble]

So April Fools Day is coming up and in light of COVID-19 (Coronavirus) causing a pandemic, I’d just like to say to anyone who’s planning a prank this year:

DO NOT SPREAD FALSE INFORMATION ABOUT COVID-19

DO NOT GO OUT IN PUBLIC AND PRETEND TO HAVE COVID-19

DO NOT POST ABOUT FALSE “CURES” FOR COVID-19

DO NOT  DO ANY PRANKS INVOLVING COVID-19

Remember: Confuse, don’t abuse!