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@jazjam123
anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you
You just want a dragon
Well of course I want a fucking dragon
Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?
He framed an article talking about this and keeps it with his other accolades.
oof
I want a relationship like this
The himbo energy here is impeccable
[Transcription: A well-dressed fancy lady and man stand facing each other in an old-fashioned movie*
Woman: “And now you want me to teach you jiu jitsu.”
Man: “If you don’t mind, Miss Plum.”
Plum, loud and excitedly: “IT’LL BE A PLEASURE.”
*She rips his tuxedo jacket off his shoulders, grips him aggressively, and yeets him over her shoulder in a jiu jitsu martial arts fashion*
Man: *Clasping her arms a few seconds later while she looks coyly at him* “Now, let me see. Um. Let me do it to you.”
*He appears very concentrated, the camera shifts to her soft smile and romantic music begins to play, accentuating a mood that he is NOT picking up on*
“Now, let me see first of all I, um,- I pull this down.” *He pulls her cardigan off her shoulders, her collarbone now exposed and she likes it that way, she looks very obviously at his lips, like this lady has absolutely zero chill*
“Now I do this!” *He jilts her shoulders into them so their faces are centimeters away, she looks like she would like to eat his face and he is still very concentrated but in a giddy boy way*
Him: “Then I hold you close!”
Plum: “Closer.”
Him, confuzzled: “I beg your pardon?”
Plum: “Closer!! Close as you can!” *She is mentally having sex already*
Him: “Oh, yes.” *He searches her eyes for direction*
Him: “Now what do I do?”
*Miss Plum is absolutely beaming*
Plum: “Don’t you know?”
*She wants him to do things to her and he stands there mouth agape. You can see his one braincell struggling visibly in his hollow brain as realization of the century is dangling in front of him. He’s about to realize and then*
Him: “Of course! Now I apply the leverage!” *And he yeets her on to the floor*
*The music swells and fades, telling the audience that this man’s one braincell has failed him. Himbo of the century.*
END.]
If this ain’t me…
make a cake to find out what you are missing in life
are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft
in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game
Take my uquiz to learn which homoerotic rivalry you should be in and put your result in the tags
PLEASE
Palpatine’s Journey
According to the review I just read this video offers more of an explanation for why Palatine is still alive than the new movie does lmao
the way he turns into a polygonal 3D object as he falls is fucking poetic cinema
tag yourself as the clients i’ve talked to while working as a telemarketer
the guy who told me ‘i can’t talk right now i’m at the stables and i’m being attacked by a horse’ and promptly hang up
the guy who, after being asked if he had the time to listen to my offer, replied with ‘i’m at a funeral right now. but i mean… yeah fine lets do it’
the lady who told me she couldn’t talk because she’d just cooked an egg and she wanted to eat it while it was still warm
the dude who was like ‘god i have so much money i dont know what to do with them’
the poor secretary who told me i couldn’t speak to the doctor i was trying to reach because he’d been fired 13 years ago
the man who literally gave me a 12 minute monologue on why capitalism is fucked up
the woman who finished the call with me, a random bank consultant, with ‘okay bye i love you’
the guy who kept replying in russian to everything i said
the guy whose email address was [email protected]
the customer whom i accidentally called mr sausage
the guy whose outgoing voicemail was ‘mmmmmm this yoghurt be YUMMY’
the client who replied to my offer of increasing his credit card limit with ‘no, i’m too stupid for that’
(via)
the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
*enters your house in the dead of night and steals all of your ceramic tigers*
jokes on you i dont have any ceramic tigers
wait a minute...
This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!
God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.
Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.
God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.
Gabriel: ...’Kay?
God: And some, Gabriel, some just... kill you.
Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?