I am nothing

full of reblogs, check out my art blog: jazzywhizzarts

[queerdandelion]

Every year my mom vandalizes a reflection calendar with pictures of Keanu to make a “with Keanu” calendar for her friend. These are some highlights:

[pajamasecrets]

This is Art™️.

[starvationhexagon]

I love trying to explain to people who are on tumblr but haven’t seen Hannibal that yes, the show really is Like That. This hasn’t been Breaking Bad-Ified where the tumblr girlies have taken things wildly out of context. No this show really is an incredibly overdramatic homoerotic violent mess that treats its cannabalstic moments like acts of love and is also somehow hilarious. This is why it’s the best show ever.

[zzoupz]

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

[zzoupz]

the twitter users are coming QUICK post twitblr yaoi

[381181]

Everyone joking about “scaring off the twitters” and “firing shots into the air to keep rent low” but few doing their part. Post homestuck.

[thisnightsrevels]

[edwad]

now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it's time to lay a couple ground rules:

1. it's not called a "retweet", it's called a "reblog", but if you're REALLY cool, you refer to it as a "rebagel"

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them "irrelevant", but it is actually more stinging to call them "irrelephant"

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you're supposed to say "i like your shoe laces". the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is "thanks, i stole them from the president"

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called "nightblogging", and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

5. tumbeasts

[miniware]

[lookingattheedgeoftime]

[enriquemzn262]

Keep moving J002E3, this is Earth’s turf.

[explorerrowan]

We really do owe the Moon a lot. I mean, she's HUGE compared to the sorts of moons a planet like ours usually gets. A planet our size can usually expect a couple of decent asteroid captures, but nothing like her. And because she's so big, 1/4 of our mass, her gravity deflects so much space crap from coming near us. She's like a big, burly knight with a big shield. I like her.

[roolsilver]

Buff wife moon A+

[foreverrhapsody]

I have the Tumblr equivalent of cleaning supplies...

a mass tag replacer

a way to find ALL of the tags you’ve ever used (mostly?)

and a way to find untagged posts

There will be some seriously intense organizing here soon.

[artist-refs]

(Just sticking this here for my own reference…)

[jellyjam]

here’s a mass tag teplacer that actually works

[zombie-eats-world]

Perfection

[ging-gum]

my frogs w burnout series

[firefox-official]

gonna make an oc based off u

ok. if it’s bad i kill you

[bill-nye-official-blog]

promise?

[firefox-official]

bill nye?

[bill-nye-official-blog]

Do you promise or not?

[firefox-official]

bill nye……

[appleebees]

@firefox-official​ I’m sorry

[firefox-official]

IM GOING TO PASS OUT

[thickness-protection-program]

What is cunt

Baby don't hurt me

[persistent-wallflower]

[niyarest]

Visit Original Link

[original post]

[gamestressor-deactivated2019100]

This is exactly what I expected it to be

[yalike-jaz-deactivated20220730]

I played this at full volume and fell off my chair

nice

[mauxanhduong]

[audio description: the super smash voice that normally says “game!” except it has been modified to sound like “gay!” with an echo. end description.]

[lunius-art]

Inside out...side

[only-tiktoks]

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Where can I get five of these, I always struggle with the touchless sensors in the bathroom

[marinella-ela]

[disgruntledseagull]

Heads empty not a thought between them

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

Chain of eating him

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

@agro-carnist @dairyisntscary do either of you know why they're doing this? Or are they just being silly

[scoutsmoocrew]

Tally does this. Some just like to suck on ears and cows like to imitate

[neofooturism]

[neofooturism]

[were-ralph]

IM LAUGHINGGGG THIS US SO FUCKING FUNNY

[matsuropalette]

eldest daughter syndrome and gifted kid syndrome are some great examples of phrases used to talk about specific kinds of trauma that the internet has taken and turned into "boo hoo these people arent special anymore so theyre lashing out!!" it was never about that you fucking cunts

[matsuropalette]

eldest daughter sydrome is about a very specific trauma that comes with being expected to parent for younger siblings and even your parents as a literal child and how badly it fucks you and your perception of yourself and what you're capable of doing up. gifted kid syndrome is about how a "smart" label is slapped onto kids at a horribly young age and then they are repeatedly denied help forced to do more and more work never taught socialization or study skills and then berated and treated like a disappointment when they're human beings instead of little intelligence machines. god.

[matsuropalette]

i was fucking right about this honestly. most phrases like this are about certain kinds of trauma people have faced not about some kind of fucking superiority complex

[lmaowhateven]

i lied the compliments are very nice too and im in love with you