[assignedmale]

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[weirdcestuous]

Dating Dean Winchester Headcanons (Dean Winchester X Reader)

He leaves you for his brother

[narutwitter]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[yohjimuse]

me

[raulimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[minormalady]

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

[fairycosmos]

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

[fairycosmos]

and i know the end

[yellow-cat]

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

[yellow-cat]

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[jackiefour]

What does "ofc" mean to you, and do you swear/cuss/use profanity generally?

"of fucking course" - I OFTEN swear/cuss/use profanity

"of fucking course" - I RARELY swear/cuss/use profanity

"of fucking course" - I NEVER swear/cuss/use profanity

"of course" - I OFTEN swear/cuss/use profanity

"of course" - I RARELY swear/cuss/use profanity

"of course" - I NEVER swear/cuss/use profanity

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this