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[rejectingrepublicans]

[belovedgoofball]

[queenstravelingdarling]

He…damn son.

[bust-down-memeiana]

You know you ain’t shit if your dead cousin drag you 😩

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

AND WAS RIGHT

[hectatess]

[dancinbutterfly]

We were warned. Isn’t it interesting the way the biggest monsters have family who end up trying so damn hard to do good? For example, there are literally dozens of reports that Herman Goering’s little brother Albert used his position to help Jews and political dissidents escape the Holocaust. It’s almost like they can SEE what their family members are doing and are trying to get something done but can’t get anyone to listen to them and instead do everything they can to strike back.

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[deejay]

[deejay]

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

[deejay]

“Why are you hungry didnt you JUST eat?”

[deejay]

[ladysstark]

Avengers, but Steve is trying to get everyone to eat healthier

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

[stoportotouch]

hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

[stoportotouch]

too late i’ve decided for you that you do

here they are

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

three hours into a road trip when you hit an infinite stretch of farmland is where you find real power and real insignificance simultaneously

[ohplesiosaur]

Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.

[hella-free-space]

MANDATORY REBLOG

[end0skeletal]

This sounds like a lot, but it’s true. An estimated 100,000,000 sharks per year are killed, threatening many species with endangerment or extinction.

[traveling-spartan]

Scary predators are important to the ecosystem, too. Conservation’s not just about the panda bears.

[ardate]

Per hour. Not per week, not per day. PER. HOUR.

[heallbeecat]

THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY!

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[dihydrogenmonoxideawareness]

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

[etherealastraea]

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

[bluegone]

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

[nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams-deacti]

may our education be stronger than fake news

[darthlenaplant]

Amen.

[chubby-aphrodite]

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

[mod2amaryllis]

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

[youngalientype]

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[samael]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[inspredwood]

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

[gearholder]

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

[brandonsgame-deactivated2019051]

@greater-than-the-sword

[lynati]

[sugarforsalt]

There it is.

[yourownpetard]

There what is?

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Something dumb.

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tbh prisons shouldn’t be for profit, it just gives incentive to throw people in regardless of guilt or innocence.

[divineofficial]

[420moshdad]

beginning of joke

[420moshdad]

[westernlariat]

i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

[zeldainatutu]

Well, I guess you’re missing the

[coll-of-the-haunted-deactivated]

 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

[kaijuerotica]

Can we always call it that oh my god

[aerixi]

[hol-hot-wholesome]

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[gif87a-com]

[monkeysaysficus]

“AHkhwoo”

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

WHAT

[memesville]

Leave him alone he is perfect!