🦂

[depsidase]

[elbiotipo]

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

i hate it here

[forgotn1]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

cummy nut cum flakes

[theweirdwideweb]

[nessa007]

[nessa007]

the barbie movie is an anomaly and i look forward to seeing all the other mattel movies being giant flops 😂

[deceptive-owls]

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[real-horse-facts]

let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

[real-horse-facts]

i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fin-

[256gb]

we already have a strong contender for tweet of the year

[stardrifting]

touch starved but for physical violence

[beardedmrbean]

[tchaikovskaya]

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

[urbanjesus]

[dyx-deactivated20211116]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

[afrosarah]

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I can’t stop thinking about this