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thememedaddy

gaybichon

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

gaybichon

👆 me

lestatdelioncourtney

seven-oh-four

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

seven-oh-four

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

keiachi-chan

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

seven-oh-four

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

omorinintendoswitchedition

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

seven-oh-four

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

longshrimp

Omg you missed part of the post

seven-oh-four

did i? 😏

longshrimp

(frantically looks around)

seven-oh-four

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

numbers-on-pinterest

This did numbers on Pinterest! and also gave me brain damage

seven-oh-four

this warms my heart. i've always known it was my life's mission and purpose, possibly even give to my by god himself, to give brain damage to as many people as possible

numbers-on-pinterest

you are quite the Creature.

i admire your mission and i hope the devil drags you to hell in an effort to stop you but it inevitably doesnt work and you claim his throne.

oneblueegg

*sits in nest*

seven-oh-four

omg everyone shhhh. no more shooting. we must put aside our differences so we can all work together and keep this egg safe so it can hatch and live a beautiful life

fascinationstreetmp3

neenarchive

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

neenarchive

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

#oh I hate it so muchhhh #physically uncomfortable #which sucks cause I love the gentry but now that’s all fey books #they don’t even make it funny #that fae king should give that bitch a stick #bitches love sticks

paranormal-taters

I don't trust anyone in the RE fandom who plays or watches the RE4 remake and treats/reacts to Ashley like she's a burden and not one of the bravest people in the franchise and one of the kindest people Leon has ever met. If you pick up a game where the entire premise is "rescue and protect a young woman who was kidnapped by an insane cult" and complain the whole time about the fact that she is a Realistic Young Woman Having The Absolute Worst Day of Her Life, you should have turned the game off in the opening cutscene. If you don't respect and admire Ashley as a character as much as Leon himself openly does by the end of the game, you weren't paying attention.

diobrandass

People love to completely ignore her arc and act like she's one dimensional and childlike.

julianbashir

looking at pictures of characters on my phone at night feels like this sometimes

fancy-strawberry-beard

ETSY WITCHES DO SOMETHING

spacebrick3

couples outfit idea

meowthiroth

rate the fit

fullbattleregalia

Leon in RE2: I’m living a nightmare.

Leon in RE4: I’m fighting a nightmare.

Leon in RE9: *revving chainsaw* I am the nightmare.

piratemadi

i dont "ship" anything i just understand .

boytransmission

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.