when life gives you lemons, make orange juice

a multifandom writer//lesbian, 18, she/he/they/whatever

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[stealingpotatoes]

im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

[pen--pun]

WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS

[pen--pun]

[pen--pun]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[whimsicalfairytales]

some of the best comments on dan and phils video

[silly-little-pal]

[fabulousinfloral]

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

[thepacificrimjob-deactivated201]

what do coral even get stressed about

[one-hamburger-blog]

Current events

[introbulus]

I sea.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[rotsuko]

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

[fembutchboygirl]

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[catfishofoldin99colours]

do none of you own a fucking kettle

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[irl-loading-screens]

State terrorism charges have been dropped against Luigi Mangione. He is still on trial for the lesser charge of 2nd-degree murder.

[i-hate-ziggers]

Hope his lawyers are smart enough to have the murder charges dropped on a technicality after all those government officials declared him guilty without a trial

[i-hate-ziggers]

IT'S HAPPENING

[wanderinginkpot]

Everyone remember to download those beloved fics ahead of time! And don't forget to thank your local AO3 volunteer for working those long hours!

[awsugar]

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

[ikimaru]

movie night with the squad 👌

[calcifershearts]

what happened to hello. what happened to good morning.

[classystaches]

what if we were a demon boy band and we all ran like goofy guys? haha jk...unless? 🤔

[thisaccisdead]