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REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
I know I’ve reblogged this and commented before- but my favorite part is that immediately after this, Malcolm is like “so anyway I got you these” and hands Reese some pamphlets about accepting yourself as queer that he got from the guidance counselor, and Reese is like “oh, I got you these” and hands him a grocery bag full of gay porn.
anyone else feel like youtube is getting too fucking comfy w/ the multiple ads before every fuckin video??
Got premium so no idea what y'all are talking about.
AI THIS BITCH BOUGHT YOUTUBE PREMIUM
folks it is with great pleasure i announce that 19 years after Y2K we are 19 years away from more potential bullshit
It took Java over 19 years to realize “hey maybe we should allow unsigned integers”
Y2K…….
2!!!
Let me tell you something as a data scientist. POSIX dates are HORRIBLE. Who thought it would be a great idea to keep time based on how long it’s been since 1970?????
late capitalism sure is fun
When I got to the E-Trade one I thought “oh it’s satire haha I get it” and then I saw that it was a genuine ad campaign and now I think I will have a nap
Hangman
I…don’t…get…it….
“Thnks fr th mmrs” is a fall out boy song. Fall out boy are known for their absurd song titles, usually absurd in length, and in this case the band cut all the vowels out to shorten it.
finding out this was real makes my life lkJASLKFJASDKLF
in my notifications
high comedy
If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.
Seriously what the fuck you spent money on those donate to a homeless shelter instead you fucking demons
This is more common than you may think. Many urban areas that have high homeless populations are using “defensive architecture” more and more. Sloped and divided benches to keep the homeless from sleeping on them. Spikes placed in sheltered areas where they tend to stay. City planners argue they are only trying to relocate the homeless, pushing them to see out shelters and homeless centers. But that rings hollow. They just want them out of sight. I don’t have a simple, easy solution. But this isn’t it. Making things harder for the homeless does not help them.
All these corporations have so much money to spend it on putting spikes on places where homeless people sleep yet absolutely NOTHING goes to those who are homeless. This country really doesn’t give a fuck about the well being of homeless people at all
this is heartbreaking fr .
By the way you can remove these spikes with wither a sledgehammer and a heavy metal spike (sharpened crowbar with a downwards slant and the handle removed or something similar) or a concrete saw if you’ve got one of those. It’s illegal to do but it also only takes about an hour if there aren’t too many spikes.
Alternatively, if you put a mattress over them they become useless, although you do risk having the city take the mattress. Normally they don’t reinstall the spikes if you keep removing them.
As for the benches, a concrete or hand held circular saw can cut off the arm rests of the benches with too many arm rests to sleep on. Just remember: Wear protective goggles and practice proper safety if using power tools. All of this stuff can be bought at Home Depot or your local variant of Home Depot.
For legal purposes I have to advise you that this is illegal and I’m not advising you to do this.
remember: they can’t catch you if you’re faster than they are!
Also!! If you wear a hard hat- orange construction vest and carry a clipboard people are more likely to believe your legit and not call the cops on you
ok, that last one is pretty good advice
I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
“Verifiable fact” 😭😂
I’d PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
I want this post everywhere
jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
Ooh, interesting historical note.
I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly
Canon Santa not fanon Santa
The bible canon’s been muddled so much that Jesus could be a bald asian trans woman for all we know
When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕
Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah
*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES
hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS
he made her eat the doo doo
The fuck is happening
IS THAT WHERE THATS FROM OH MY GFOD NNONONONONONOONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH YM GOD
You people reblogging this for the joke realize this is kink-shaming right? That’s a lifestyle that’s not a choice but, like homosexuality, is predetermined. You’re making fun of people for feelings they can’t control, and are happy, not hurting themselves or others. And making fun of the dude for his shirt is fucking hypocritical, I can fucking assure you at least half of the people reblogging this have a shirt with art of a TV show on it. Think before you fucking make fun of people for a lifestyle they can’t help but desire.
Thank god they got deleted for posting that nuclear waste of a fucking take holy shit
dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)
and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.
before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”
ok this is TERRIFYINGLY close to what i saw in my head while i was sleeping thank you.
Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!
date of origin: 9th of november, 2016.
Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!
Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?
Oh you have no idea.
