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A pup helping the kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1989

you have to love trans women more than you hate transmisogyny, you have to love jews more than you hate antisemitism, you have to love Black people more than you hate white supremacy, you have to love Indigenous people more than you hate colonialism, you have to love the disabled and mentally ill more than you hate ableism, you have to love. you have to love.

my pick for hockey tweet of the day:

leveragecentral

The Cooling Off the Mark Job (S03E08) LEVERAGE: REDEMPTION (2021—)

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knife cat, actually

bonus:

hipsternumbertwo

Angela's favorite Cinderella's Castle moment

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

THIRTY TWO??????

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Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

the world is so big and beautiful

Gardening nerd take: Fruit trees are constantly being pollinated by whatever random cultivar is in the next orchard over or whatever wild version of the tree they were domesticated from just happens to be growing in the woods nearby. The hard part isn't getting a variety of different kinds of apples, it's getting the same kind of apple consistently. What growers really want is an apple that's tasty, has a nice texture, keeps for a long time in storage, and isn't too fragile to transport to stores far away from the orchard.

This is why most fruit trees, along with loads of other kinds of ornamental and edible plants, aren't grown from seed. The rootstock (a hardy variety of your tree that may have some bonus qualities like disease resistance) is grafted onto the scion (a cutting of a tree that produces a known cultivar of the fruit you're after). So the apples you buy at the store come from clones of a really good, or at least really reliable and profitable, apple tree.

You can actually get funky fresh with it if you want and graft different trees in the same family together, so you can have an apple where every branch bears a different variety or a fruit salad tree where every branch is a different kind of stone fruit. You can also crossbreed certain fruits to create hybrids!

Americans happen to be able to see more variety with our apples because we produce them on such a massive scale that we've performed feats of engineering like building huge oxygen-controlled warehouses to store them for longer. Europeans actually breed a lot of super cool fruit varieties too, but like us, most of your available fruit in the big grocery chains is probably whatever grows biggest and keeps longest.

wizardarchetypes

he’s made more than one of these and they’re making me insane because for two days i haven’t been able to stop saying ‘i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! he’s’ (x)

Okay but aroace maxwell gotch fic where the crew of the zephyr is trying to set him up with torse and he doesnt understand why they would think that, they are just good friends? Maxwell finally realizing and then feeling more out of place because fuck just when he was starting to get into this whole spirit of adventuring shit it turns out theres a whole other wall between him and the rest and this one he cant even get over with, but he still tries he tries so hard to feel what the others tell him he surely feels for torse and when he says i dont the others are like ohh youre just in denial youll get over that soon enough and eventually he feels like he should make a move (the rest of the crew are probably like you should kiss him and set them up in a romantic place etc etc) and torse is probably also ace and maybe aro too? Idk im not sure about the aro part tbh but anyways maxwell makes a move and torse is weirded out by it and maxwell is like fuck i messed everything up now i even lost the only person i really got along with and the windriders are like fuck man but also like dont worry he also likes you hes just conflicted about his feelings and will come around eventually and you can be togther and this is when it sinks in for maxwell and hes very weirded out by it and hes like together? and realizes he doesnt want to be together he just wants to be good friends again so he goes finds torse explains they talk it out go back to being friends and they stay up talking maxwell eventually falls asleep in torses room or whatever and the next morning the windriders sre like how was last night😏😏 and maxwell and torse are like great!! we talked and we made up and then maxwell fell asleep and the windriders are like sure sure but move on and nayways they keep thinking they are together and dont believe when they say they are friends or when they spend time just the two of them talking they dont believe they were just talking etc etc and at first maxwell is like 🙄🙄 whatever they want to think but he gets more and more fed up with them and eventually he just explodes idk he punches someone because fuck he did his best at being whimsical, at being sky eyed to become a true windrider even though it felt so unnatural at first, and then he tried his best to fall in love, to like someone in that way and even though he kinda managed to sort of get the whole whimsy thing he hadnt managed the falling in love thing and he doesnt think he will with torse or anyone for the matter and i need the angst of an aroace maxwell with the rest of the windriders who are all about the idealized concept of adventure, and what is an adventure without love somewhere around there, they would be so bad at understanding that someone maybe doesnt fall in love someone write this fic please i need it

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

seeing 1500 comments on the insta post announcing Britta Curl to Detroit and it's so much "oh I guess I won't be going to games" "oh I guess I'm cancelling my season ticket deposit" oh okay and then donating that money to a nonprofit/mutual aid fund that supports trans people, right? and advocating for the league to create a gender inclusion policy, right?

the way pwhl fans have made Britta Curl the scapegoat for the league will never not piss me off, not because I agree with her beliefs, but because by scapegoating one player and directing all your attention to loudly hating her you don't actually do anything real.

Also, aside from the fact that Britta Curl is not the only player with her beliefs in the league, I actually don't think yelling at the league to fire her is productive! I actually don't think a business should be allowed to discriminate against employees based on their political beliefs! I think that's a dangerous precedent to set, personally!

Like you don't have to spend your money in support of a franchise with players who are loud about politics you don't agree with. But saying they don't deserve to pay their bills and feed themselves is not exactly the most progressive take either.

I am once again coming #onhere to remind people that if you don't love trans people more than you hate transphobes your outrage is performative at best and I'm tired of seeing it constantly in pwhl fan spaces

Day 1 of Pain & Suffering (aka the 2026 Expansion Draft) in the PWHL. Standard player agreements for all, with Daryl Watts notably receiving the first EFO contract for 4 yrs

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

Tea time with the ladies

To the Grand Line!!!

Based off this tweet and some of the replies lmfao.

Give him a solo dc

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