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una crisis a la vez

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[ether--net]

[knifefightscene]

[snoopylovessoup]

Snoopy mood

[gaywill-deactivated20260129]

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[russianblush]

#ilya baby get behind me

[russianblush]

HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD

(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)

[elodieunderglass]

Exciting and topical BirdNews(TM) for you: a European robin has somehow ended up in Montreal. Nobody knows how. This is apparently the first time we've had one visit Canada, hopefully it will be okay in our winter!

First European Robin for Canada makes headlines

Canada's first European Robin has caused a stir after its discovery in Montreal. The bird was found close to the banks of the St Lawrence Ri

I love that people came running to Stare

[loubatas]

This is quite funny because right now in France we have a Belted Kingfisher, the very first time we've had this iconic North American species visit the country. No one really know how it got here either (got lost during migration? hitched a ride on a boat?). People are coming from all of western Europe to watch it

Maybe they just switched places with the robin

[elodieunderglass]

Exchange students

[important-animal-images]

[possibly-a-jellyfish]

Is that a pebble or perhaps an atom

[catgirl-kaiju]

my extremely powerful long chip (utahraptor toe claw for reference)

[catgirl-kaiju]

to show how big my chip is 🙄

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[hbmmaster]

pistachios are a classic "two bowls" kind of snack

[filmtvtoday]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[sailermoon]

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

[sailermoon]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[howl224tgeundying]

[miiilowo]

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

[miiilowo]

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

[miiilowo]

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

[miiilowo]

jesus said this

[demonnstein]