Master of Eating Egg And Shaving Leg

Have a lovely day

[ianthe-is-a-bitch-and-i-love-her]

They tried to fit three seasons worth of content into one season, but they still took a minute and a half to show us Caitlyn getting eaten out in that prison cell. God bless our troops

[viwifey]

#something has just awoken inside me...

[tasty-tiktoks]

[henk-heijmans]

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

[clementiens]

this is one of a [series] and they're all fantastic

joseph ford is the photographer and the knitter who made the pieces is nina dodd (ninadoddknits.com)

[ratwednesday]

FEAST, GLADLY / MOON STEALER / WARM BLOODED

i hold werewolves as both a symbol of transformation and of self-actualization; they are the other, and the beast, and they are us. this art was created for october’s print club; it was also created for me (and for you).

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[bitchfitch]

other things I'm bitching about but which could still be useful as writing advice for 1 eyed characters:

2. they're going to favor their sighted side, obviously, but it doesn't always manifest in the way you think. when I walk down a hall I walk much closer to the wall on my sighted side than on my blind side. which is the opposite of how it might seem logical to do that bc it means the world at large is on your bad side, but the reason is I can't fucking See the wall if it's right next to me in the blind side and I end up knocking into it.

3. door frames and poles are my enemy. If your character is smart this will not be a problem but for me it is. I am King of walking into shit I could absolutely see but couldn't tell how far away from me it was. on this note, their blind side hand is getting bashed into every jutting out thing in a 5 mile radius.

4. having 0 depth perception is less of a big deal than you'd think it is. Especially with driving. I've become a Much safer and more wary driver because I can't tell how far the other cars are from me. however I fucking suck at parking now. because I can't tell how far the lines are from me either.

5. you know how people who lose limbs get phantom pains? that happens with eyes too but like. phantom sights. for me it's like. a lot of bugs. like every so often my brain will just put something suddenly skittering beside me there. hate that.

6. it is completely possible to "get stuck" somewhere because your ability to tell how wide a space is is just Gone. shopping isles especially where bumping something or Someone is matter of embarrassment or potentially breaking something. it can be legitimately paralyzing and also irritate everyone around you because they can tell there is Plenty of space for you to get your cart through even if you can't.

7. if the eye is still in their skull it can still be the normal kind of painful. Glares off of shiny surfaces causing weird sharp pains you can't figure out the cause of are genuinely one of gods greatest tests of my patience.

[natelm2nd]

as a person with more severe vision loss in one eye than the other, I can confirm. Oh my goood I can confirm. Pretty sure the right eye was a part of the reason I had to get neck surgery in high school. Depth perception and peripheral vision is ridiculous.

[fiere-violet]

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[fnich-enthusiast]

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what’s the stupidest injury you’ve ever had

[marciaillust]

[squeakitties]

did you try jerking it off and back on again

[chiliger]

Rooster on pink sand

[elvencantation]

ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

[elvencantation]

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[grox]

I highkey need to go to therapy but I have zero money and I'm too prideful and what I have cannot be cured and I don't want a cure so instead of these very pressing matters I'm probably gonna have to talk about stupid stuff that doesnt matter instead

[jesseweneedtocuck]

Not to like. Leave unsolicited advice on your post or anything (I am and I don’t know the full context so feel free ignore if I’m off the mark or unhelpful) but like going to therapy isn’t always about finding a cure, it’s just about having space to talk about whatever ails you. A lot of the work happens just by having the discussion. If you ever decide to pursue therapy, while feeling out whether or not they’re a good fit, you can ask the therapist about their preferred mode of treatment for whatever issue you have and if they’d be open to treating it differently if you weren’t looking for a cure. (Also if that issue is suicidal ideation, ask about the laws in your state (if you’re in the US, unsure of the process elsewhere) and feel out the therapist’s vibe on how open they are to talking about suicide. For some, if you even mention it, it’s like immediate admittance (which as much as the psychiatric hospitalization rules in the US suck and a lot of therapists don’t like them, if they don’t follow them they are breaking the law and at serious risk for malpractice lawsuits and losing their license, so they don’t really have much of a choice). However a lot of therapists have a more conservative approach that allows discussion of suicidal ideation, as long as you don’t have a plan and the means to do so.

Also. I’ve had like at least 3 sessions where my therapist helped me write out text messages, which sounds silly but has been incredibly helpful for me since I have some social/communication issues. Even little stuff that seems unimportant is helpful.

And like. Even if you think you can’t afford it, feel free to sniff around. In the US there are community health centers that offer therapy at a lower cost. Some private practice therapists offer a sliding scale for low income folks. Some insurance plans cover a lot more than you’d think. It never hurts to look!!

[sapphling]

even if a girl putting up her long hair didn't also carry the Implication it's still one of the most crazyinsane fucking hot mundane little actions in the world watching her gather her hair back in her hands with a hair tie hanging out of her mouth and a few wispy little babyhairs clinging to her forehead and the sweat on the nape of her neck and her arms up and back with the pits showing and the gesture lifts her shirt up so you can see a little bit of her tummy and her fingers back there sightlessly pulling her ponytail together. i should get taken to the vet and put down